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Date: 10/12/2021 3:52:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
BAD DOG! BAD DOG! No. Treats for you!  |
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Date: 10/12/2021 12:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...THIS IS TERRIBLE, JUST TERRIBLE! The structural integrity of light standards is affected by dog pee you say? The corrosive effect reduces estimated longevity by 50 percent? What about fire hydrants? They've lasted a lot longer than most street poles and surely they must be affected too. I can see it now. Big fire at the senior citizens home. Fire Department shows up to save the day but the hydrants fall over when connections are being made. Plumes of water shoot skyward! Goodbye Grandma, see ya later Gramps! In addition to this scenario, what's to stop terrorists from genetically modifying their mutts to double or triple the size of their bladders? Big city infrastructure will collapse. This has me worried. I think it's about time that I seriously consider moving to some backwater state that terrorists have already written off...like Arkansas or Florida.  |
Date: 10/12/2021 2:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I can see that as a very serious problem. I'm going to do my part by altering my dog's diet. No more protein. I've done some research and as of tomorrow, I'm putting "L.D." on a carrot/brussels sprout diet, exclusively. "L.D."---I believe that urea is present in the excrement of "all" mammals. I've seen "you" relieve yourself on telephone poles, your wife's automobile tires and even on the mayor's lawn furniture. Feed me carrots and brussels sprouts, eh? We'll see what happens when I pay the mayor a visit. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 10/12/2021 2:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler You may want to consider Texas. My area is big on brussels sprout and carrots. "L.D."---Don't listen to him, Hekler. Here, in Texas, we "eat" the people who eat brussels sprout and carrots. |
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Date: 10/12/2021 5:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
#5301, you mean to tell me that the Great White North is having similar issues with this matter? I was under the impression that you had phenomenal engineering thanks to folks like “Red Green “ or them “Trailer Park Boys.” Now that I have your attention….you needn’t worry about moving to something backwater. I’d say you’re already there. Peace, love & duct tape! |
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Date: 10/12/2021 5:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, so far this problem exists only in Japan. Most likely because it’s an overpopulated island. Now multiply it by the amount of pets (especially canine) that occupy said island, and well,it’s no wonder buildings of massive proportions aren’t crumbling to the ground. |
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Date: 10/12/2021 5:54:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
As regards L.D.’s reply to Hekler regarding Brussel sprouts and carrots? Give it up, he is not vegetarian. |
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Date: 10/12/2021 6:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...I believe that you may be correct when you mentioned the "Trailer Park Boys" being the first to publicly demonstrate the phenomenal engineering of a non-biodegradable receptacle for this acidic waste. Ray may have been the inventor. Don't get me wrong...I wasn't condemning the whole of Arkansas with my previous statement. I've been through Little Rock and it seemed fine there. Then there is your town: Big Nothing. |
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Date: 10/12/2021 6:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Re : Ray and the receptacle ala biodegradable….didn’t he used to shower gifts onto fellow residents with his invention? Asking for a friend of a friend in the security guard business. I didn’t think you were condemning Arkansas, as I never get offended by living here. I’m not a native so fire away. |
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Date: 10/20/2021 6:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I passed through Arkansas, once, on my way to Missouri. I thought that Arkansas was kinda nice. The problem started when I finally did arrive in Missouri. I was supposed to help this dude get a motor home ready to be transported back to Texas. The motor home had been sitting in the same place for three and a half years and pack rats had taken it over, built nests throughout and eaten all the vinyl, electric connections, and plastic. We had planned on crashing in said motorhome, but we feared for our lives, so we slept on the ground under the motorhome and someone had to stay awake at all times, cause the pack rats tried to overrun us. The ground was covered in every size rock imaginable, from boulders to pebbles. Isn't Arkansas, Clinton country? |
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Date: 10/20/2021 11:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, that’s what happens when motor homes are not used for what they were made for, motoring. My parents had a motor home when they retired and used it to explore the Pacific Northwest, eventually moving to Northern Idaho. Once there the motor home just sat ……and you know the rest. Clinton Country? In reality Arkansas is Sam Walton country. |
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