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Date: 10/10/2021 3:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Televangelists fit into this category likewise…….  |
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Date: 10/10/2021 3:59:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
“ My brain is the key that sets me free!”……Harry Houdini |
Date: 10/10/2021 10:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: I'm not actually a talking dog. I'm actually Hekler's brother. Nancy Pelosi put a curse on me and turned me into a K-9, when I was three months old. I've been trying to get someone to kiss me for seventy years. It's the only way the curse can be reversed.kronk---Come see me, pretty boy. Lemme' give you some sugar. "L.D."---Don't touch me!  |
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Date: 10/10/2021 11:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well you might be able to work some sort of compromise to get Hekler free from his captors there at the Benedictine Monastery….but I doubt Hekler is a good kisser. At least you’re not a frog. |
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Date: 10/10/2021 6:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry As a matter of fact, when "L.D." talks in his sleep, he does so in "frog speak." (When that witch puts a curse on a body, she "really" puts a curse.) I actually considered becoming a "man of the cloth," myself, at one time. I did pretty good at being pious and humble, but I really failed at deprivation. I just couldn't give up my "atomic fire balls." "L.D."---BAH! What a load! The closest you ever got to becoming a "man of the cloth," was when you watched "The Exorcist." Me---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/11/2021 4:28:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I considered “the calling” once, when I was a wee lad taking a bubble bath. Could’ve sworn I saw a face within the sea of bubbles, but you know what they say about waiting an hour before swimming after you eat? Yeah, especially spicy food….. |
Date: 12/5/2021 7:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 54570
The headline caught me for a second. Sadley Ms.Cleo is now a ringtone on my phone for a "needy-whiney helpless - needs to get a mechanically inclined boyfriend" cousin who will fill a mailbox with the same message. Call Me now is what it says in Ms. Cleos voice. It gets tons of laughs from people around me that know me or her or are strangers.  |
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