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Hey Larry’s JOTW #52

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/9/2021 12:37:00 AM)
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Once there was a young boy, around 8 years old, who lived in a village at the bottom of a hill. On top of the hill was a temple where monks lived.

One day, he heard a strange sound coming from the top of the hill. Curious, he walks up the hill and knocks on the giant doors at the front of the temple. The head monk answers the door and asks what he can do for the kid. However, when the kid asks what the sound was, he simply replies, “I can’t tell you, you’re not a monk.” So the boy walks home sadly.

3 years later, he hears it again. Again, he was curious, and he thought it would bother him for life if he didn’t find out what it was. So he walked back up to the temple, knocked on the door, and was greeted by the head monk. Again, when asked about the sound, he responded with, “I can’t tell you, you’re not a monk.” Now, the kid is so desperate to find the sound that he asks, “Alright, how do I become a monk?” The head monk responds, “Young boy, In order to become a monk, you must count every grain of sand in Africa.” So once he turns 16, he goes to Africa and counts the sand.

When he comes back, he’s 34 years old. He knocks on the temple door and the head monk answers. “I did it, I counted every grain of sand!” Surprised, the head monk says, “Truly? You are now a monk, and can now learn of the sound! You must find the key first.” The man says, “OK! Where is it?” “Back in Africa.” The man sighs, goes back to Africa and returns with the key.

There are three fires in the way, so he jumps over the first fire, jumps over the second fire, and the key falls into the third fire. Terrified, he returns to the head monk. “Surely for a door that’s this important, there must be a spare key somewhere, right?” “Yeah, there’s one in the sheriff’s office at the bottom of the hill.” “Why couldn’t you tell me that first?” “It’s part of becoming a monk.” So the man goes to the sheriff’s office and gets the key. He jumps over the fires, unlocks the door, and finds out what the sound is.



You wanna know what the sound is?



I can't tell you, you're not a monk.

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Date: 10/9/2021 12:41:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    This JOTW was brought to you by the Arkansaw Chapter of Northern Wilderness Benedictine Monks, makers of finely crafted moonshine that’ll curl your toes and put hair on your bald spot.  
Date: 10/9/2021 12:45:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...there seems to be a lot of Monky business at USM tonight.

I'm pretty sure that I know what the sound is.
Someone should refer the head monk in this story to a competent proctologist.

  
Date: 10/9/2021 12:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...the Northern Wilderness Benedictine Monks prefer to call their secret libation "hooch".

We ARE more refined than our southern brethren.

  
Date: 10/9/2021 12:50:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    If you think that’s bad, wait till the Banana Shenanigan Festival and Moonshine Tasting gets under way next week.  
Date: 10/9/2021 12:52:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hey! We are all brothers are we not? And we also wash our feet before commencing with the stomping of grapes.  
Date: 10/9/2021 6:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---Yo?

Me---What?

"L.D."---Did you ever wash your feet before stomping grapes?

Me---I've never actually stomped any grapes.

"L.D."---Your cousin, "Pa Bon," told me that unwashed feet, during the "stomping" process, is what gives wine it's distinctive flavor.

Me---And, you believed him?

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 10/9/2021 6:57:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I think I’ve heard of that particular wine, “ Chateau Le Feet!”  
Date: 10/9/2021 6:38:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---Hey Larry I "need" to know what the sound is.

Me---He can't tell you. It would ruin the joke.

"L.D."---Make him tell me what the sound is.

Me---I can't make him tell you. It's his joke and if he doesn't want to disclose what the sound his, well, that is his prerogative.

"L.D."---Oh, yeah! If you don't get Hey Larry to tell what the sound is; I'm going to bite you!

Me---You wouldn't dare! ...OUCH!

"L.D."---hehehe
  
Date: 10/9/2021 7:40:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Ok, in defense of Kronk because no harm should befall any fan of the JOTW I will tell you the answer to this joke.

Ready?

Ok, pull my finger………
  
Date: 10/10/2021 7:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: I can't really say that "I get it?"

kronk---Go ahead and pull the man's finger and I'm sure you will "get it."

"L.D."---Ugh! OK; who had cabbage for dinner!

kronk---hehehe
  
Date: 10/10/2021 7:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D." & kronk here: Hey Larry I'm really starting to worry about us. We're laughing at our own jokes.

"L.D." & kronk---Is there no one else? No one?
  
Date: 10/11/2021 4:17:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    This is why I wish no harm to befall any fan of the JOTW, there are so few of us……….  
Date: 10/20/2021 6:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry It is, what it is, I guess. At least "we" can say that that we were here when it all got weird. Riot on.....  

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