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Date: 10/8/2021 11:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.  |
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Date: 10/9/2021
From Authorid: 30706
Hey guys! Just a quick hypothetical question. How much cash would you want to just hold onto him or something like that? Contact me at [email protected] Let's chat! |
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Date: 10/9/2021 12:10:00 AM
From Authorid: 67784
OMG!!! This is terrible! I feel like screaming like a little girl! I really don't know this Hekler but can't someone here start a GoFundMe for him or something? |
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Date: 10/9/2021 12:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
30706 I went to that email address and all I saw there was a recipe for Chinese meat loaf. Are you sure that's the right addy? |
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Date: 10/9/2021 12:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
The Arkansaw Chapter of Her Royal Majesty’s High Order of Northern Wilderness Benedictine Monks are asking for your support. Don’t let the rusted out Chevette fool you , it used to be a Stutz Blackhawk but times are hard with the Pandemic going on and it had to be sold to care for the orphans of said Monks. The first one hundred donors of a thousand dollars will get a one year subscription to Monks Life magazine along with a nifty handbook “ Life Is A Circus” by P.T. Barnum with a forward by W.C. Fields. Act r now!  |
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Date: 10/9/2021 12:22:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
67784: I attempted to set up one of those but his credit rating is down at the level of the Titanic and nobody wants to get near this fool. |
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Date: 10/9/2021 12:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
5940 Depending on how this goes, we might entertain thoughts on trading for the Stutz Blackhack hulk and calling it square. How is the upholstery in it? |
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Date: 10/9/2021 12:29:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
That Monk's Life magazine is for FRANCISCAN monks. I don't want anything to do with that smut! |
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Date: 10/9/2021 12:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
5301 the upholstery was in good condition when it was sold thanks to Saran Wrap and duct tape.. but I cannot speak for its current condition as the folks who bought it moved to Florida. |
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Date: 10/9/2021 12:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
5301 nothing gets by you does it? |
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Date: 10/9/2021 6:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---Look! Milk bones; I want some! Me---Hekler could be in mortal danger and all you can think about is food! "L.D."---How much are "they" asking for Hekler? Me---"They" want a million dollars. "L.D."---A million dollars, eh? Let's get back to those Milk Bones, shall we.  |
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Date: 10/9/2021 6:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Is L.D. by any chance the inspiration for that character “Wimpy” ? You know, I’ll gladly pay on Tuesday for a hamburger today……. |
Date: 10/9/2021 5:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  When it comes to food (especially meat products) there is no greater mercenary than "L.D." "L.D."---"You need meat Go to the market You need bread Try the bakery You need lovin' Look here, baby." "You need money Go to the bank, dear If you need honey Go find a bee If you need lovin' Well I'm your doctor." You need meat (Don't go no further) by The Doors Me---What about Hekler? "L.D."---"Shut up, baby! I'm trying to sing!" Me---Go, "Gui-Tarzan!" |
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Date: 10/9/2021 6:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---That's not Hekler. That is a photo of the reigning speaker of the house of representatives of the USA. Me---You know? I think you're right. "L.D."---Of course, I'm right! We hung out together for three days, during the Korean conflict. Me---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/9/2021 7:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Lol! What about Hekler, lol. Yeah, what about him? Lol! |
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Date: 10/9/2021 7:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
You know L.D., Hekler is the byproduct of said Korean conflict. The more you know, right? |
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Date: 10/10/2021 10:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: It all makes perfect sense, now. Pull all the money I have in my savings. I am going to San Francisco. Hekler has not been kidnapped. He's with mother. She's trying to extort money, again. The poor dear can't get enough. Me---SAY WHAT! |
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Date: 10/10/2021 11:11:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
In an alternate universe. |
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Date: 10/10/2021 5:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: That's why I like to communicate with you, man. You "get it." kronk---I wish you two would let me in on what's going on. "L.D."---You, on the other hand, "don't" get it. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 10/25/2021 8:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 4887
Oh my God   |
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Date: 10/28/2021 4:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Dina Hey there, lady! We haven't seen a new tag on these posts since "Smokin' Joe's account got hacked, about three months ago. Thanks for reading. |
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