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Hey Larry’s JOTW #51

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/1/2021 9:08:00 PM)
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A POLITICIAN visited a village and asked what their needs were.

”We have 2 basic needs, sir,” replied the villager.

“Firstly, we have a hospital, but there’s no doctor.”

On hearing this, the politician whipped out his cellphone, and after speaking for a while he reassured the village leader that the doctor would be there the next day. He then asked about the second problem.

“Secondly sir, there is no cellphone coverage anywhere in this village.”

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Date: 10/2/2021 4:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I know what you're thinking. It's Fake News.  
Date: 10/2/2021 8:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

Well, what do you know...a joke that is actually funny!

This leaves me with a bit of a problem.
Oftentimes, people come up to me and tell me how bad things are going for them and that it couldn't get much worse.
For my part, I try to help them see the light and direct them to read the J.O.T.W.

  
Date: 10/2/2021 9:25:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    This publis service announcement had been brought to you by HeklerCo School of Law. Where they get paid no matter what the case may be!  
Date: 10/2/2021 6:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Dig it! Reminds me of a distant cousin. So distant, in fact, I only met him once. I can't, for the life of me, remember his given name. When "my people" referred to him at all, they called him, "Pa Bon." (Archaic French word for, no good.)

Anyway, the only time that I ever met him, I heard him say to someone; "Buy me a drink and lend me an ear and I'll be more than happy to tell you what you want to hear."

"L.D."---OK, so?

kronk---So, that's it. I'm not in a mood to elaborate.

"L.D."---"Hey white liar
The truth comes out a little at a time
And it spreads just like a fire
Slips off of your tongue like turpentine
And I don't know why
White liar

You better be careful what you do
I wouldn't wanna be in your shoes
If they every found you out
You better be careful what you say
It never really added up anyway
I got friends in this town."

kronk---Perfect! I couldn't have said it better, myself.

"L.D."---I love Miranda Lambert!

  
Date: 10/4/2021 10:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 4887    Lol!!  
Date: 10/5/2021 4:14:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hi Dina!  

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