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"How long?"......kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(9/23/2021 6:05:00 PM)
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"L.D."---What's up?
Me---Trying to relax.
"L.D."---Any luck with that?
Me---A little. Hey, would you turn that up, please?
**
"Yeah, some call me garbage when I'm sweeping up the street
But I never roll and I never cheat
And I'm filling a need, yeah, I'm plugging a hole
My Mama's so glad I ain't on the dole.
[Chorus]
When the whip comes down, yeah
When the whip comes down."........"When the whip comes down." (Rolling Stones)
**


Look at that!
Thousands and thousands; living under a bridge.
Spent all their money; got to "The Land of the Free."
All they have now is, their needs and their wishes.
Totally dependent on folk, like you, and like me.
**
Watch the morning news and get all weepy.
There is just so much wrong in the world.
Things buried long ago, unearthed; that's creepy.
"Poutine" eating grins and bald-faced lies; I feel a need to hurl.
**
Save all your dimes and your nickels
You just may need `em, me thinks.
Don't frown so much. It's bad for your wrinkles.
Wind carries smells from off the top of the hill. It Stinks!

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Date: 9/23/2021 6:10:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Author's Note: "Light Emitting Diode" (the dog) has changed his handle to "L.D." short for "Lucky Dog." Ain't that the truth, too.

"L.D."---Tell it like it is, baby!
  
Date: 9/23/2021 11:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    All hail the artist formerly known as L.E. D.!

That line about “ poutine “ is spot on, it makes me wanna hurl as well.
  

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