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Date: 9/20/2021 6:11:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Sponsored by HEKLERCO, to The Great WhiteNorth and Beyond! |
Date: 9/20/2021 7:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I entered the contest to name that town. My name was Mesothelioma. It has a Greek sound to it. Majestic, important and eternal. I didn't win. Someone entered a Frenchy name and won. I think the contest was rigged. |
Date: 9/20/2021 9:07:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 If I were you, I would stage a riot at the city hall, demand a recount and declare yourself dictator for life. |
Date: 9/21/2021 4:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I got tested for asbestos. The sawbones said that I had "minor scarring" in one lung. It could have been asbestos, or Marlboro. I took up cross country running and now, I'm breathing like a sperm whale. L.E.D.---I can take you in the 400 meter. |
Date: 9/22/2021 3:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, too bad you didn't take advantage of one of those class action lawsuits they advertised on late night TV! On second thought, the only one getting any money are the lawyers. |
Date: 10/4/2021 7:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I actually did. My "minor scarring" was enough to "win" me a couple of grand. At the time, it was added to income. These days, I hear, the govt. gets social security out of the payout, too. Can't win, even if you're dying. Just recently, a local lawyer who was big into the asbestos and tobacco lawsuits, passed away. "Seems ironic, to me, anyway, that he lived as long as he did. I don't think he was ever exposed to asbestos, himself, but the guy "smoked like a stack." Go figure? |
Date: 10/4/2021 9:49:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Smokestack…..that was a work in progress by the B-52’s……until they realized that the anti smoking campaign was jetting across the country. Therefore they decided on another song….but I forget the title….. |
Date: 10/4/2021 4:39:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 Hey Larry "Lookin' for the Love Getaway. I got me a car; it's as big as a whale and we're heading on down to the Love Shack. I got me a Chrysler; it seats about twenty. So, hurry up and bring your jukebox money!" Gotta love the B-52's. (Love3 Shack) |
Date: 10/4/2021 4:45:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Thumbs up. |
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