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...Hey Larry...the Gritty Truth

  Author:  5301  Category:(USM Events) Created:(9/19/2021 10:59:00 AM)
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In my defence, he pretty much dared me to diss him.
 
 
 
 
 
Hey Larry ponders the theme for his "Joke of the Week".
 

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Date: 9/19/2021 11:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Why do I have to finish the job for you? You left this out ……

https://www.baconaddicts.com/products/bacon-survival-kit-pack-gift-set
  
Date: 9/19/2021 11:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    BTW, is the fact you are an organizer for profit have anything to do with your blatant attacks on law abiding citizens such as myself?

Exhibit A:

https://toptradeguru.com/news/watch-protesters-in-montreal-fly-trump-2020-flags-while-chanting-u-s-a-rail-against-fake-news-mask-policies/
  
Date: 9/19/2021 3:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...well, well, well!~ Aren't we feeling spunky today!

Please let me reply in order

FIRST of all:

Your bacon survival kit was woven into your comb-over. It's only there for an emergency.

SECONDLY:

I deny being an organizer for profit. I do not profit at all. It is merely a pleasant pasttime.

THIIIIIIIRD:

Do you really think that USM is a good place to get all chatty about your law avoiding ways?
The NSA REGULARLY monitors this site for criminal activity. Nice going Einstein.

And, LASTLY:

RE: The 100,000 in Montreal Canada March for Freedom

Unfortunately for the rest of us Canadians, they were prevented from crossing the border into
the U.S. Now they will have to try and swim for it.

  
Date: 9/21/2021 3:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler Man, the other day, I gave myself severe heartburn. I was just about to head to bed and I decided I "had" to have a glass of fresh cow's milk and a rack of those double chocolate cream filled cookies. You know the ones.)

I was up most of the night and had to work in the crab boat all next day, Ugh!

L.E.D.----glutton

kronk---You're a fine one. I've seen you eat two pounds of fresh aardvark, throw it all up, and then eat it, again.

L.E.D---That aardvark was tainted.

kronk---Must not have been "tainted" too bad.

  

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