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Date: 9/13/2021 6:58:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Well there’s one thing to be be thankful for. She’s not a “ Karen”. |
Date: 9/13/2021 7:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Poor dear; that's just awful. I can't imagine not sleeping for that long. I don't get as much sleep as I think I need, but I do sleep. Once.... L.E.D.---Oh, Lord. Here we go. kronk---Do you mind? L.E.D.---Go ahead. kronk---Thank you. Once, one summer, I had to run the crab pots all by myself. So, I launched at daybreak and it immediately started raining. It rained from the time I got there until I finished, some seven hours later. I was in an open boat with an undersized motor, with no bilge pump and a bottom as flat as Miss Martha's, eh, er..Never mind that; suffice to say, the bottom was flat, which made for a mighty rough ride, when the squalls kicked up. Anyway, it rained so hard, at times, that I couldn't see the shoreline, to navigate from one area to the next. L.E.D.---Wait a minute! What has any of that got to do with some woman who didn't get any sleep for forty years? kronk---My, my, but we're impatient today, aren't we? I was setting the stage. L.E.D.---OK, Please continue Kronk---What? Continue what? L.E.D.---You're kidding me, right? kronk---What? |
Date: 9/13/2021 7:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
L.E.D.---Man, you are pathetic. What kind of weirdness is that? kronk---you're on the wrong post. L.E.D.---Oh! |
Date: 9/13/2021 8:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
if she slept while her husband was talking to her, he must also be a lot of fun at parties. AND, what guy hasn't dreamed of a wife that never fell asleep? |
Date: 9/13/2021 8:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...excellent tale of the high seas although I only got as far as the flat-bottomed boat before I fell asleep the first time. This would make a great Hollywood movie. You could get a basketball as a co-star. |
Date: 9/13/2021 10:49:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 ^^^^ Sounds like a remake of that movie “Castaway”. |
Date: 9/14/2021 4:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...it's nothing at all like the movie "Castaway" In "Castaway", the basketball was made by Wilson. In the Kronk/L.E.D. version, the basketball is made by Spalding. It's the secret and road to success in Hollywood. |
Date: 9/14/2021 5:22:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Oh, as in Captain Spaulding? Well that makes it a totally different movie. |
Date: 9/14/2021 6:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Good to read you. I was concerned. Well, sorta'. I must apologize for bugging out, like I did. You see, I was out of apple cider vinegar. L.E.D.---He means gin. kronk---Anyway, it rained so hard that I could barely see where I was supposed to be going, which extended my time on the water by about two and a half hours. The reason I even mention the trip was because I got all kind of sick from all the exposure, and had severe cramps in both hands from constantly bailing out the boat with an 8 oz. tin can. L.E.D.---I still don't see why you shared that. What in the "wide, wide, world of sports" does any of that have to do with a woman who never sleeps? kronk---I was getting to that. See, I was so messed up from all that, that I had to see a nurse practitioner and she prescribed something that made me sleep for thirty seven hours, straight. L.E.D.---ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ........... kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 9/14/2021 6:04:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 Hey Larry I loved that movie. I actually had a friend by that name, once. L.E.D. popped it. |
Date: 9/14/2021 6:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...yes Hey Larry. Captain Spaulding. Now that we've settled that, you can go back to huffing paint. |
Date: 9/14/2021 7:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I want to start a GoFundMe so we can raise enough money to replace Kronk's all-round good pal. |
Date: 9/14/2021 7:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I remember in the movie "Caddy shack," there was a kid named Spaulding, or Spalding. He went around the banquet hall, guzzling anybody's leftover drinks. That scene actually brought tears to my eyes. "That could've been me." L.E.D. has a mean streak, when it comes to inflatable objects. |
Date: 9/14/2021 8:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...that must've been a little hard on some of the girlfriends before you met the present missus. |
Date: 9/15/2021 1:20:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 Hekler Actually, one chick even went so far as to help me gather the "used booze," re-bottle the stuff, and we sold it to the numerous "hard up" freaks in our community. We made enough, once, to pay for a red eye flight to Maui. She was a really "interesting" person. We were hitting it off pretty well, until she got bored and took a mercenary fighter position in Rhodesia during the civil war. Disappeared, without a trace. I miss her. |
Date: 9/15/2021 6:09:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 ^^^^ At least prohibition was not in vain. |
Date: 9/18/2021 3:15:00 AM From Authorid: 998 I think I have met husbands that seem to practice this idea a lot. They seem to doze off while trying to act attentive as their wives 'rattle' on. It's quite a talent actually ... lol |
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