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Confessions of SmoknJoe

  Author:  54570  Category:(Discussion) Created:(9/12/2021 12:30:00 PM)
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I am a turd, I pick my nose because the kids won't let me pick theirs. I wish I were as funny as Hey Larry, and as witty as Hekler. I snore so loud that I've had to reinforce the windows due to all the rattling at Adora's request.

My biggest confession is I left myself logged in, and Adora saw.

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Date: 9/12/2021 3:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    SmoknJoe Man, it's good to read you. I really get off on Hey Larry and Hekler, too. I also admire them for being the selfless, caring, humanitarians that they are. I mean, there are sometimes serious supernatural implications when you try to "raise the dead," but those two just forge ahead and let "the hide go with the hair."

Yep, I honestly believe that there is going to be a "special" place in the hereafter, for those guys. (Hopefully, together for eternity.)

I certainly don't want to over step my bounds and try and sway you, but you really shouldn't be too hard on yourself. We males have such awesome responsibilities. Show me a guy that never "slipped." at least once, or twice, or no more than sixteen times and I'll show you, well, somebody like Joe Biden.

I inadvertently became romantically involved with, eh, er, eh....anyway.

Next time, be more careful! Write on........
  
Date: 9/12/2021 11:45:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Hey Joe, whatta ya know?

I looked the definition of “ turd” and was was surprised at the second which was , and I quote, a person regarded as obnoxious or contemptible. With that being said I think you’re in good company with Hekler and myself. Sorta like a 21st century version of the 3 Musketeers and well, make that 4 with Kronk being the character D'Artagnan!

As far as snoring goes, that falls into obnoxious like flatulence and well as I always say “ I gotta be me!”

I hope Adora is well, and I felt the last sentence of your post was a little vague and I’m not about to speculate.

Hope you drop by more often and we’ll keep the light on for ya!
  
Date: 9/13/2021 8:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Smokn Joe... I have a confession to make too.

All of the responses I make here came from the book "Wit for Dummies".

You should have fixed the windows earlier before the sounds of Adora's request rattled them.

  
Date: 9/13/2021 8:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...don't forget Kronk & L.E.D's hilarious accounts of their experiences while travelling in their hot tub time machine.

  
Date: 9/13/2021 9:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...I can see the marquee now:

LIVE FROM HELL!
ONE NIGHT ONLY:

The Hey & Hek "Wish You Were Here Hour"

  
Date: 9/13/2021 9:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Smokn Joe...Hey Larry once told me that he was the turd son of the turd son (that's how they talk in his parts) so I guess that must make him Hey Larry III

I also am glad you got the chance to drop by. Say hi to Adora for me too.

Hey Larry didn't want to speculate but I'm not at all embarrassed to make a guess...

Was it some kind of nose mining video on YouTube?

  
Date: 9/13/2021 10:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    RE: Turd son of a Turd son

Norwegian side of my family.
  
Date: 9/14/2021 4:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...oh, The drunks.
I should have known it all along.

  
Date: 9/14/2021 5:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Yeah, and your clan was always welcome before the rift caused by your clan’s looting and pillaging.  
Date: 9/14/2021 6:14:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    L.E.D. sheds so bad that the "hydro quip flow thru heater element" went out and we almost froze to death, trucking through "future-past time." (We were headed back to try and get "Smokn Joe" to log off.)  
Date: 9/14/2021 6:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    LMAO! ^^^^^^  
Date: 9/14/2021 7:06:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry... you failed to mention the ravaging of the womenfolk.

We don't do that anymore...it's impolite.

  
Date: 9/20/2021 4:09:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler Shades of Dante's Inferno!  
Date: 9/20/2021 6:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    Imm gonna kill Adora!!!!!!!  
Date: 9/21/2021 3:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    SmoknJoe or, is this really, Adora?

Whoever it is, don't be shy. (Hekler and Hey Larry certainly aren't.) It does our poor old hearts good to read another soul. Write on.......
  
Date: 9/27/2021 1:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 54570    15 comments and 955 views. i dont know what to think.  
Date: 10/5/2021 5:30:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Smokn Joe Don't slack off now, man. That's how Hekler and Hey Larry got started. Right on.......  
Date: 10/8/2021 10:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...don't get me started!

  

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