Date: 9/11/2021 4:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The secret to a long marriage is to never forget but always leave your spouse at home when you go shoplifting.  |
Date: 9/11/2021 8:26:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm not sure what's more cruel...the smothering of a chicken by Paddy Bear or this joke.
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Date: 9/11/2021 9:21:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And here I expect some kind of a “ High Five” moment from you…….traitor. |
Date: 9/11/2021 3:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Now, that's pretty funny! My wife thought it was funny, also. Then, she sent me off to the market to buy a twenty pound sack of rice. (with no money)????
Keep `em coming!
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Date: 9/11/2021 3:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Don’t do it Kronk! Go for a watermelon instead. |
Date: 9/11/2021 7:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I went ahead and put the rice on the mayor's grocery tab. He probably won't even notice. He's such a freak. Anyway.....
It is so hard to get a good watermelon, these days. Of course, melon season is over, where I am. Nothing much, except cactus, can grow in this bloody heat. I heard that melons grow in Mexico, year round, so I "arranged" to have a "vine ripe" forty pounder shipped to me. The melon, itself, only cost me five peso, but it cost two hundred thirteen dollars and change in postage. WHAT! The melon was delicious. (I arranged with the mayor's credit card company to cover the charges.) |
Date: 9/17/2021 9:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 28125
Thank you for giving me a laugh...GBU...ICL~*~*~*~PA  |
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Date: 9/18/2021 12:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So glad to see you, come by more often! ^^^^^^^^^ |
