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"Who cares?".....kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(9/10/2021 11:02:00 AM)
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Somebody stop me, please.

My inner self's escaped, taken control and

I'm my latest hostage.


No, it ain't crazy, bro.

It's the bloody law, for sure, and

you'd best be mindful.


WHO? Send them away! I can't be disturbed!

THE court's in session. We ARE playing the blues.

The animal claims it's innocent and "His Honor" is still sequestered.


WHAT? Don't speak to me that way!

I may possibly deserve your respect, although, I doubt it.

Two chickens walked by, carrying an "EAT MORE BEEF" sign. I'm gone!

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Date: 9/11/2021 3:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    You had me @ Chick Fila…….I Care.  
Date: 9/11/2021 8:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...this can be remedied by a shot of de-worming medication.

  
Date: 9/11/2021 9:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Or a Poutine all you can eat buffer. What could possibly survive that?  
Date: 9/11/2021 3:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Sometimes, if just one person "really" cares, it just makes all the difference. Thank you for caring, amigo.  
Date: 9/11/2021 3:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler While a generous shot of "de-worming medicine," may not remedy all the problems, it usually don't hurt, either.  
Date: 9/11/2021 3:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry One of the pizza parlors had a special on Thursday night: All you can eat pizza, for a dollar and $0.49 for a pitcher of draft beer. Lots of students didn't make it in for class on Fridays. Mother sent me five dollars a week for added expenses. Bless her heart. I ate a LOT of pizza. (and missed a bunch of Friday morning classes.)  
Date: 9/11/2021 5:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Nothing like tales from a misspent youth.  
Date: 9/11/2021 7:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Only thing that I got out of my time spent at that university was I learned how to hurl up pizza and not fall into it. Life! You "got to roll" with it.  
Date: 9/13/2021 7:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Let's all grab some de-worming medicine and go to the movies!  
Date: 9/13/2021 10:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...pizza with a deworming topping sounds good.

  

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