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Hey Larry’s JOTW #47

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(9/3/2021 9:59:00 PM)
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Words to live by::::::

RACECAR backwards is RACECAR.

RACECAR upside down is EXPENSIVE!

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Date: 9/4/2021 6:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...is this on the level?

  
Date: 9/4/2021 10:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I wouldn't steer you wrong. Nyuck-nyuck....  
Date: 9/4/2021 6:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...weren't you just trying to pawn off your Florida timeshare on me?

  
Date: 9/4/2021 8:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Why? Are you still interested?  
Date: 9/5/2021 8:31:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...only if it comes with a two year supply of deworming medicine.

  
Date: 9/5/2021 12:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry That's very clever. Sorta reminds me of the time I got bored with my 175cc dirt bike and decided to make a chopper out of it.

L.E.D.---Oh, HA, HA, HA.....I remember that thing! It was the most ridiculous looking piece of junk, I've ever seen.

kronk---Go ahead and laugh it up, wise guy. I made it all the way to Savannah, Ga. and only spent three dollars on gas.

L.E.D.---Wasn't that the same trip that you stopped at a rest area to take a leak and "they" stole your seat. You had to ride 1300 miles, sitting on the battery,
which resulted in a four hundred dollar emergency room visit to treat the second degree burns on your buttocks.

kronk---I have no recollection of any of that happening.

L.E.D.---Ugh huh.....

  
Date: 9/5/2021 12:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler L.E.D. here: I get de-wormed once a month, whether I need it, or not. Most of the time, I do need it, though. Kronk is too cheap to buy me purified water and I have to drink out of the lake.

Global warming has got the pond scum going crazy, around here.
  
Date: 9/5/2021 1:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...I'm picturing a younger version of a combination Captain America/Evel Knievel.

Did you strike fear into the hearts of the locals?

...L.E.D....you should break into his private stock of "de-worming medicine".

  
Date: 9/5/2021 5:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Frankly Kronk, you and L.E.D. have more adventures than Tom Sawyer & Huck Finn. Have either of you considered a road trip to Las Vegas?  
Date: 9/5/2021 5:55:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hekler is trying to corner the market once these vet meds get Trump’s approval. Meanwhile the E.R. In Oklahoma are catching up with Florida.  
Date: 9/5/2021 6:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Shades of "Fear and Loathing!"

(Somewhere, on the road to Vegas.)

Speed up, will you! This section of desert is overrun with bats!

L.E.D.---What bats? I see no bats. You need to see about getting those cataracts taken care of.

kronk---Never mind that; just give me some of "the medicine."

L.E.D.---You used up what was left of "the medicine" after you thought you saw Nancy Pelosi hitchhiking, outside of Oro Grand.

kronk---Stop the car, immediately! I need to milk a cactus!

  
Date: 9/5/2021 6:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler The locals pretty much left me alone. I was in a terrible hurry to get to Georgia, so I only stopped for gas. A few people made an attempt at a little "small talk," but moved on when I didn't speak. (I had one of those antique leather helmets, with flaps that covered the ears. The thing offered absolutely no protection against road noise and I was stone deaf after about twenty five miles.)  
Date: 9/5/2021 9:02:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Yeas indeed Kronk! A reboot of the ol’ Hope & Crosby road movies. All you need now is. Dorothy Lamour.  
Date: 9/6/2021 5:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "Lamour" I love that word.  
Date: 9/14/2021 5:05:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you could style your JOTW like a Hope & Crosby movie.

The first offering would be "The Road to the Porcelain Pot to Heave".

  
Date: 9/14/2021 5:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I was hoping to get some more alliteration into the title of the movie but I just couldn't come up with a substitute word for heave that started with a P.

...any suggestions?

  
Date: 9/14/2021 5:21:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    How about PEEVE?  
Date: 9/14/2021 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...what are you peeved about now?

  

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