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Hey Larry’s JOTW #46

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/27/2021 11:57:00 PM)
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A PESSIMIST sees a dark tunnel.

An OPTIMIST sees a light at the end of the tunnel.

A REALIST sees a freight train.

The TRAIN driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Date: 8/28/2021 7:10:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I see a headache coming on.

  
Date: 8/28/2021 8:45:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You too? I thought I was the only one who saw that coming.  
Date: 8/28/2021 10:41:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...this reminds me of one of my favorite horror movies from when I was a kid:

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51409052299_b00ec9c031_o.jpg

  
Date: 8/28/2021 12:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I was acquainted with a dude who was a combination of all three. He was that exceedingly rare mutation known as a "pessoptrealist." He always looked on both the dark side and the bright side, which was good, but he eventually met his end, when he tried to french kiss a twenty two foot crocodile.

"Never, ever, trust a reptile."
  
Date: 8/28/2021 12:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Gee Hekler, you are showing your age ………  
Date: 8/28/2021 12:39:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, French kissing is an art form. But beware those who are temperamental yet have a toothy grin. Had a girlfriend like that once.  
Date: 8/28/2021 1:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...her name was Fang.^^^

  
Date: 8/28/2021 3:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^ You dated her too?  
Date: 8/28/2021 4:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "Twee Sue Fang," from Archer Heights, down on the southside? (of Chicago) Too much! That girl was a trip! Hey, like "they" say, "It's a small world."   
Date: 8/28/2021 6:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Kronk! No, I don't think she was from Chicago. Hey Larry referred to her as Fang Salott
and he usually meets these women under bridges or at Walmart.

  
Date: 8/28/2021 9:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Only a TRUE fan would know that! ^^^^^^  
Date: 8/30/2021 6:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    L.E.D. wants to know more about "Fang Sallot."  
Date: 8/30/2021 7:19:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^ True Fan, eh?  
Date: 8/31/2021 6:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...it has nothing at all to do with anything other
than reading online police reports from around the
world and when I get to your neck of the woods,
there you are. In full color. In your Star Wars PJs.

  
Date: 8/31/2021 6:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...L.E.D...Hey Larry was a little inebriated at the time
he called out to "Fang Salott". The enunciation wasn't clear.

Check with Hey Larry as to her whereabouts. I believe that
he had the police equip her with a tracking unit.

  

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