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Date: 8/27/2021 5:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So, what are your past experiences..uh Mr. Sirhan is it?  |
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Date: 8/27/2021 5:55:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
We have an opening in the Returns Department. How are your Customer Service skills? |
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Date: 8/27/2021 5:59:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The Soap-On-A-Rope manufacturing plant is looking for an engineer with new perspectives. |
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Date: 8/27/2021 6:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...with all that I had learned from my time inside, I might apply at McDonalds for the "Toilet Scrubbing Technician" opening. I hear that they do it all for you. I could also have it my way at Burger King. Decisions, decisions.  |
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Date: 8/27/2021 6:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...he might also contact the Iranians and see if they need anything done in Florida. |
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Date: 8/27/2021 6:38:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Wow! Your telling me you are a ex-con? I never would’ve guessed….. |
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Date: 8/27/2021 6:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Florida is already done for. For the price of a pseudo ex president….. |
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Date: 8/28/2021 12:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
So, it's up to Newsom, eh? I'm going to keep politics out of it and simply pose one question: "Would you want him living next to you?" (Sirhan, not Newsom) If that idiot does release him, He could probably get a job with the taliban. (Sirhan, not Newsom)  |
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Date: 8/28/2021 12:41:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
But what’s the job market like in your area Kronk? Don’t they have any openings for a “Reptile Wrangler?” |
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Date: 8/28/2021 12:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And that’s for both Sirhan or Newsome…… |
Date: 8/28/2021 5:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  There are jobs around every corner, around here. Problem is; nobody wants to work. Ordinarily, this would not bother me, but Saturday, besides being "Hey Larry's Joke of the Week" day, is also "Menudo Day" at the Tropical Grill.So I pull up to pick up my weekly gallon of some of the finest menudo, north of Acapulco and find the door locked and a note that said, "We will no longer be opened for lunch. HELP WANTED." What? So I call the owner (He lives on the next block.) and he tells me that his "menudo chef," quit and he can't find a replacement. So, I tell him, "Heck, man! You make it! I "need" my menudo!" Then, he tells me he's from Warsaw and can't cook at all. I'd like to introduce both Sirhan and Newsom to our girlfriend, Fang. |
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Date: 8/28/2021 7:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...isn't/wasn't Menudo a Latino boy band Kronk? Are they still doing gigs? Not my type of music but to each his own. |
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Date: 8/28/2021 9:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That figures. There’s plenty of good paying jobs here as well. But people would rather hold a cardboard sign asking for money at the end of an off ramp or parking lot. Don’t believe Hekler, he is a BIG boy band fan. He once managed a Canadian boy and named “”Poutino “ but it never got past the border. |
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Date: 8/29/2021 8:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I have indeed heard of the band "Menudo." Can't say that I've ever listened to any of their tunes, though. I also hear that the founding members are living big, down in Puerto Rico. I prefer to eat my menudo, rather than listen to it. Times have certainly changed. I remember when we could go down to the local slaughter house and get a wash tube full of cow stomach, for pennies on the dollar. (All we had to do was clean it and that was no big deal. Six "granny women" and a garden house is all it took.) These days, when you can find the stuff, some places are asking five dollars a pound. Ugh! Hey Larry "Poutino," eh? Has a nice ring to it. Maybe we can hit "Nancy P." up for a little grubsteak money, negotiate with Hekler, make a bundle, and retire to Puerto Rico, too. Yes, indeed. "Poutino" just sort of rolls off the tongue......estar bien |
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Date: 8/29/2021 8:52:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, I’m no longer in that game. In fact, never was . Perhaps L.E.D. would’ve more persuasive? |
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Date: 8/29/2021 5:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry L.E.D. here: I don't eat innards. It's either the whole cow, or nothing. |
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