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Who's on First ... Virus Edition ~Ginger~

  Author:  998  Category:(Interesting) Created:(8/21/2021 4:09:00 AM)
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ABBOTT AND COSTELLO’S VERSION OF
 
‘WHO’S BEEN VACCINATED?’ 
 
Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’
Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’
Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’
Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’
Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Yes.’
Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’
Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’
Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’
Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’
Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’
Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’
Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.
Bud: ‘Ok.’
Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’
Bud: ‘That’s right.’
Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Certainly.’
Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’
Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’
Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’
Bud: ‘That’s fine.’
Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’
Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’
Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’
Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’
Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’
Bud: ‘I know.’
Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’
Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’
Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’
Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’
Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’
Bud: ‘Correct.’
Lou: ‘Why not?’
Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’
Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’
Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’
Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’
Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’
Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’
Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’
Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’
Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’
Bud: ‘Third base.’

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Date: 8/21/2021 4:25:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Brought to you by HeklerCo Placebo Pills. Better Living Through Science!  
Date: 8/21/2021 11:07:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Ginger Well put, lady. Whether it's information or mis information, I am completely confused. I waited for my neighbors, relatives, friends, etc. to drop dead, or contract some horrible side effect, before I got the vaccine. I haven't experienced anything strange, as of yet, but every time I watch the news, I lose any confidence that I had. I feel like a mushroom and you know what they say about those. Take care of you.  
Date: 8/21/2021 6:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'm with Kronk on the confused scale.
Rumors, suspicions and opinions do not make for an easy choice for most.

The only problem I've encountered since getting my shots is that kitchen cutlery seems to be magnetically attracted to me these days.

It's probably all the vitamin C that I've been downing.

  
Date: 8/28/2021 3:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 64942    Seriously a good question at the end and funny too. "‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’"  
Date: 8/28/2021 3:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 64942    So the big network news shows work for the people who want to control the masses. But, then we do have independent reporters that risk their literal life to bring you alternative views and news.
1. Stew Peters https://stewpeters.podbean.com/
2. Clay Clark https://www.thrivetimeshow.com/truth/
3. Mike Adams https://naturalnews.com/
  

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