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Hey Larry’s JOTW #45

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/21/2021 12:18:00 AM)
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Do you know why they don’t allow ducks into medical school?

Because they don’t need any more quacks.

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Date: 8/21/2021 12:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Of course I could’ve made reference to the number 45 and a certain former President, but what’s funny about that?  
Date: 8/21/2021 11:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I've heard that we're going to skip 46, call that one "00," and pick it up again with "47."  
Date: 8/21/2021 11:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    So, the message regarding quacks made its mark after all. Speaking of which, have you heard of The Placebo Pill from HeklerCo? Whatever you think is ailing you this little pill makes you think you feel better!

Order now, supplies are limited.
  
Date: 8/21/2021 1:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Yes, sir. Throw the "right" bait, in the right place, and one is quite likely to get a strike.

"Feeling good is good enough." I'm flashing back to "White Rabbit." Ain't worried `bout being tall or, being small. All I really want to do is "rise above it all." peace out.
  
Date: 8/21/2021 1:11:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Keep your head......  
Date: 8/21/2021 2:41:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    I need Hekco's number. My head is demanding some of those placebos. We can't only deny our head, for so long.  
Date: 8/21/2021 6:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...can you see ducks yelling for "paddles"?

I still wouldn't disregard the possibility that some ducks have resorted to subterfuge to
sneak their way into the medical profession but you could probably catch them by using a decoy.

  
Date: 8/21/2021 6:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...are you telling me that you want to give Biden a "00" designation?
Will he have a license to kill? Will he get all the hot ladies and toss them aside in the end?

...signed,
curious minds

  
Date: 8/21/2021 6:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

I would give you the number for HeklerCo if I was able to Kronk.
Seems that someone ratted me out and all the empty storefronts had to be deserted while I relocate.

Hey Larry...anything to say about this turn of events?

  
Date: 8/21/2021 7:08:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler While I've certainly seen better. I would consider myself at least an "average" citizen. You know, apple pie, lemon aide, hotdogs, mini skirts. For most of my time spent in the U.S.A., I thought it essential to respect and to a certain extent, love and be proud of our president. I would elaborate further, but my attorney cautions me that there could possibly be "severe" repercussions.

In closing, and in regards to "00" Joe (Blow all the money) Biden: "I've lost that loving feeling."
  
Date: 8/21/2021 7:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler I suspect that N. Pelosi may have temporarily possessed our man. I've always thought of him as the "loose and weird," type. Just, earlier today, he told me to "feed my head."

L.E.D.---He said "keep your head," not, feed your head! Sheesh, you really are a freak!

kronk---It's this plague! It has affected my hearing.

L.E.D.---You need to eat more fish.

kronk---Ugh?
  
Date: 8/21/2021 8:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Yeah, I would l. How’s business?  
Date: 8/22/2021 7:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I don't know if thanks are in order or not but business is GREAT now that I'm using your home address as my business address.

  
Date: 8/22/2021 7:12:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...would it be possible to erect a HeklerCo sign on your front lawn?

  

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