Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index Go to Free account page
Go to frequently asked mystery questions Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index
Welcome: to Unsolved Mysteries 1 2 3
 
 New Mystery StoryNew Unsolved Mystery UserLogon to Unsolved MysteriesRead Random Mystery StoryChat on Unsolved MysteriesMystery Coffee houseGeneral Mysterious AdviceSerious Mysterious AdviceReplies Wanted on these mystery stories
 




Show Stories by
Newest
Recently Updated
Wanting Replies
Recently Replied to
Discussions&Questions
Site Suggestions
Highest Rated
Most Rated
General Advice

Ancient Beliefs
Angels, God, Spiritual
Animals&Pets
Comedy
Conspiracy Theories
Debates
Dreams
Dream Interpretation
Embarrassing Moments
Entertainment
ESP
General Interest
Ghosts/Apparitions
Hauntings
History
Horror
Household tips
Human Interest
Humor / Jokes
In Recognition of
Lost Friends/Family
Missing Persons
Music
Mysterious Happenings
Mysterious Sounds
Near Death Experience
Ouija Mysteries
Out of Body Experience
Party Line
Philosophy
Poetry
Prayers
Predictions
Psychic Advice
Quotes
Religious / Religions
Reviews
Riddles
Science
Sci-fi
Serious Advice
Strictly Fiction
Unsolved Crimes
UFOs
Urban Legends
USM Events and People
USM Games
In Memory of
Self Help
Search Stories:


Stories By AuthorId:


Google
Web Site   

Bookmark and Share



Deep Thoughts For Today

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/9/2021 6:45:00 AM)
This post has been Viewed (147 times)

As I passed a door from inside on office building, there was a sign posted that read:

“The patio is not open because it is currently closed.”



You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here

Scroll all the way down to read replies.

Show all stories by   Author:  5940 ( Click here )

Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
Replies:      
Date: 8/9/2021 12:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 13969    What a remarkably astute and simultaneously circular statement. I think we generally frown on tautologies for good reason but sometimes one just needs to wear the "because I said so" hat of many colors.  
Date: 8/9/2021 1:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I figured it was a nice change from people who said the exact opposite of what really happened. Like, “I won the election by a landslide!”  
Date: 8/9/2021 5:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...the pure logic of this statement must have derived from Japan.
They don't mess around with words there.

In other news; that election turned into something of a mudslide.

  
Date: 8/9/2021 5:59:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Eastern Oracle much like Bazooka Joe. Get a laugh while biting the big one.  
Date: 8/9/2021 6:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I'd have to say that you should probably have "the seller" ship you the "correct item," and then, upon receipt of what you originally ordered, then, send the "wrong item" back.

L.E.D.---What in the world are you talking about?

Me---Hey, I'm answering the man's question.

L.E.D.---You're on the wrong post!

Me---What?
  
Date: 8/9/2021 6:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I think L.E.D. should be a regular advisor for a weekly “ Deep Thoughts “ podcast.  
Date: 8/9/2021 7:20:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...truer words have never been spoken! Until now.
Never pay no mind to that dog, I think he's a Ferengi.

  

Find great Easter stories on Angels Feather
Information Privacy policy and Copyrights

Renasoft is the proud sponsor of the Unsolved Mystery Publications website.
See: www.rensoft.com Personal Site server, Power to build Personal Web Sites and Personal Web Pages
All stories are copyright protected and may not be reproduced in any form, except by specific written authorization

Pages:511 657 72 1371 1542 1519 420 1521 1105 1592 1119 278 1080 534 89 376 562 1564 579 1371 183 81 488 1264 441 1493 1293 127 422 1041 1371 925 128 823 927 1146 1597 21 917 822 833 1525 773 1354 929 1355 1330 1542 1591 892 148 403 266 298 39 400 62 344 393 1467 480 1433 98 233 1332 1425 873 847 670 266 1386 605 1111 206 1382 1570 559 30 1406 204 933 881 1334 1386 1293 1282 888 844 959 568