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Date: 8/6/2021 11:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I bet he can BEAR-LY contain his laughter.  |
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Date: 8/6/2021 11:38:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Bonus……what is as big as a bear, but weighs nothing? |
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Date: 8/7/2021 6:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...another Saturday and another sampling of gut-busting jokes! I'll probably have to buy more antacids today to get rid of the indigestion these things cause.  |
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Date: 8/7/2021 6:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...reply to bonus riddle: - your ego? - a bear's shadow? - your morning flatulence? |
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Date: 8/7/2021 7:50:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I hear HeklerCo has great over the counter medicine at Canadian prices! If you become a Rewards Club Member then you can rack up points for a case of Depends. |
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Date: 8/7/2021 7:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Are you asking me for the answer to the bonus riddle? Or guessing because it's difficult to solve and you don't have a cheat sheet? |
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Date: 8/7/2021 8:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I think that anyone that reads your JOTW could probably use a case of Depends. |
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Date: 8/7/2021 8:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm not asking for the answer to the bonus joke (I'm pretty sure that I got it right with my third reply) and only put the question marks in so that anybody unlucky enough to stumble onto this post would have a shot at leaving their own snarky reply. I don't need a cheat sheet. I just use my Vulcan logic. |
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Date: 8/7/2021 10:23:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Awwwww, your just saying that because you want to increase sales. |
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Date: 8/7/2021 10:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Vulcan logic must be Canadian for morning flatulence if that's the case. How do you bear it? |
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Date: 8/7/2021 7:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...How am I going to increase sales? You and I are the only ones here. |
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Date: 8/7/2021 7:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...morning flatulence isn't hard to bear at all. If you had watched your grandparents closely as a child you may have noticed that they would lean to the left or right every once in a while and then get a smile on their face. You can try this at home. |
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Date: 8/8/2021 9:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ That reminds me of a Humphrey Bogart movie. The one where Lauren Bacall asked if he knew how to whistle. |
Date: 8/8/2021 3:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Bears have always fascinated me. (and frightened me, also) Thing about a bear is, they are so darned powerful. L.E.D.---Don't act like a wimp, in front of these people. Sheeeesh. Me---Hey! I don mess with no bruin, dog! L.E.D.---Never mind that. Here's one for the book. Me---What book? L.E.D.---(ignores kronk) "Bexar" County in Texas, is pronounced. "BAY er" Me---You mean like the animal and the aspirin? L.E.D.---You got that. Put on something by "Madonna." Lalalalala....  |
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Date: 8/8/2021 5:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I will put on “ Vogue “ for ya L.E.D. Strike a pose! |
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Date: 8/9/2021 6:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry L.E.D. here: How's this? Kronk---Now, wait a minute mister! If you're going to do stuff like that, you're going to have to go outside |
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Date: 8/9/2021 6:43:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Party pooper….wrong choice of words…. |
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Date: 8/10/2021 5:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry If I had to use only one word to describe that pose, it would be "heinous." |
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Date: 8/10/2021 6:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...which brings us to KRONK'S WORD OF THE DAY. Today's word is : heinous. Usage: After a long day in the barn, the farmer had heinous and heinat. |
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Date: 8/10/2021 6:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler That is about the "nicest" word I could think of. I mean, only a minute and a half into "Vogue" and L.E.D. started........Well, anyway. He loves to be photographed. I wouldn't do it, so he went next door to the mayor's house. The police came and L.E.D and the mayor are both on "double secret probation" until their court date. |
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Date: 8/10/2021 7:01:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’m trying to solve the puzzle without buying a vowel…..so here goes…. heinous and heinat are like night and day…just as Siegfried and Roy are Tiger trainers. |
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Date: 8/11/2021 5:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I'm not sure, myself. I think it may have something to do with "The rape of the Sabine women?" |
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Date: 8/11/2021 6:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you're a laugh riot Alice! |
Date: 8/13/2021 7:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
the first one got me  |
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Date: 8/13/2021 10:41:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It got Hekler as well. He’s doing time in Jellystone With Yogi after some picnic baskets went missing. |
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