Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index Go to Free account page
Go to frequently asked mystery questions Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index
Welcome: to Unsolved Mysteries 1 2 3
 
 New Mystery StoryNew Unsolved Mystery UserLogon to Unsolved MysteriesRead Random Mystery StoryChat on Unsolved MysteriesMystery Coffee housePsychic Advice on Unsolved MysteriesGeneral Mysterious AdviceSerious Mysterious AdviceReplies Wanted on these mystery stories
 




Show Stories by
Newest
Recently Updated
Wanting Replies
Recently Replied to
Discussions&Questions
Site Suggestions
Highest Rated
Most Rated
General Advice

Ancient Beliefs
Angels, God, Spiritual
Animals&Pets
Comedy
Conspiracy Theories
Debates
Dreams
Dream Interpretation
Embarrassing Moments
Entertainment
ESP
General Interest
Ghosts/Apparitions
Hauntings
History
Horror
Household tips
Human Interest
Humor / Jokes
In Recognition of
Lost Friends/Family
Missing Persons
Music
Mysterious Happenings
Mysterious Sounds
Near Death Experience
Ouija Mysteries
Out of Body Experience
Party Line
Philosophy
Poetry
Prayers
Predictions
Psychic Advice
Quotes
Religious / Religions
Reviews
Riddles
Science
Sci-fi
Serious Advice
Strictly Fiction
Unsolved Crimes
UFOs
Urban Legends
USM Events and People
USM Games
In Memory of
Self Help
Search Stories:


Stories By AuthorId:


Google
Web Site   

Bookmark and Share



...NEW! from HeklerCo.

  Author:  5301  Category:(Embarrassing) Created:(7/24/2021 11:46:00 AM)
This post has been Viewed (193 times)

 
 
 
Hello USMers!
 
Some of us have been here for a good number of years and, let's face it...we're not getting any younger.
 
I know that ageing can sometimes have  it's embarrassing moments and that's why all of us here at
HeklerCo. have developed this brand new product JUST FOR YOU!
 
If you're anything like me and regularly doom yourself by reading the "Joke of the Week",
you may have already experienced the deleterious effects that doing so may have.
 
That control you were once so proud of has gone the way of the horse and wagon.
 
 
NOW YOU CAN HAVE YOUR SELF-ESTEEM BACK!
 
 
JUST USE:
 
 
 
Available in Small, Medium, Large and Hey Larry sizes
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here

Scroll all the way down to read replies.

Show all stories by   Author:  5301 ( Click here )

Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
Replies:      
Date: 7/24/2021 11:48:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry...before you have to ask...they are good for both landlubbers and seamen alike.

  
Date: 7/24/2021 12:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler ARRRRRRGH! `Tis a very real concern, indeed, me bucko. "There was time when I'd go from bow to stern; these days, I wet me shoes." ARRRRRGH!  
Date: 7/24/2021 12:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I know! These days when I bow, I have to consider what effects this will have on my stern.
I'm blaming it on twenty years of Hey Larry's "Joke of the Week".

  
Date: 7/24/2021 1:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Wow Captain Hekler! I never realized how serious your condition truly is. I’m in the works to start an annual telethon via the Tik Tok channel to help raise awareness to your plight. In addition, I’ll petition Congress to give grants for research to find a cure.

As an added bonus, actress Eve Plumb is on board with the project! Get well soon!
  
Date: 7/24/2021 1:26:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I was wondering when Mr. Stinkeye would arrive.

  
Date: 7/24/2021 1:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    You know “ Jan”, they make sedatives these days that would be of some relief. Ask your doctor.  
Date: 7/27/2021 10:57:00 PM  From Authorid: 1432    So stylish! Lol  
Date: 7/28/2021 5:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Yeah, Hekler is the epitome of class….without the “ C”.  
Date: 8/13/2021 7:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 54570    oh man
  
Date: 9/23/2022 4:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Live from "Te Volaille, Texas," It's Saturday Night!"

kronk---What are you going on about? You're not anywhere near "Te Volaille, Texas," and today is Friday.

"L.D."---Oh.

kronk---Besides that, I believe you're in the wrong post.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  

Find great Easter stories on Angels Feather
Information Privacy policy and Copyrights

Renasoft is the proud sponsor of the Unsolved Mystery Publications website.
See: www.rensoft.com Personal Site server, Power to build Personal Web Sites and Personal Web Pages
All stories are copyright protected and may not be reproduced in any form, except by specific written authorization

Pages:641 1244 187 201 1129 134 1252 1000 1543 453 811 1175 63 160 286 960 83 774 23 611 137 793 1424 429 221 727 1465 1185 523 515 422 145 542 557 402 297 218 1533 1058 772 1455 1432 525 474 446 978 1537 498 1197 1448 352 565 654 1307 86 637 1427 1225 424 1347 915 1504 559 25 30 1506 907 1521 1126 1074 437 628 1518 761 793 112 210 850 1222 332 223 785 297 471 115 589 1244 152 308 1096