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Date: 7/23/2021 10:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What’s even more scary is the anticipation of the “ Jan Brady” whining that’s sure to follow.  |
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Date: 7/24/2021 8:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...hahahahahahahahahahahaha  |
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Date: 7/24/2021 8:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...hahahahahahahahahahahaha...gasp...wheeze...hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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Date: 7/24/2021 8:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...snork snork...hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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Date: 7/24/2021 8:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...soiled myself...hahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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Date: 7/24/2021 8:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...why are two Mafia hitmen walking in the forest at night? Are they on a nature tour? Are they lost? |
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Date: 7/24/2021 8:46:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...if a tree fell, would they hear it? |
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Date: 7/24/2021 8:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...did they come across any bears...you know, doing anything in the woods? |
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Date: 7/24/2021 9:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...once again, how much did you say you were going to pay me for each reply? I think that I'd like to renegotiate this. |
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Date: 7/24/2021 9:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
THERE IT IS! ^^^^^^^^ |
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Date: 7/24/2021 9:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
THERE IT IS! ^^^^^^^^ |
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Date: 7/24/2021 9:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
There it was……gasp….wheeze…. |
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Date: 7/24/2021 9:11:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
There it went…..last gasp….. |
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Date: 7/24/2021 9:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The hit man were no5 lost. What was lost was the fact you have no grasp on how the joke works. |
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Date: 7/24/2021 9:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If a tree fell on you, then yes, you would hear it. Long before you had any sense to get out of harm’s way. |
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Date: 7/24/2021 9:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It’s not the bear who does what’s natural in the woods that you should be concerned about. But rather the other indecent acts of nature you are about to be charged with. |
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Date: 7/24/2021 9:18:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I never said anything about any payment of any kind. You were making a deal with one of Trump University alum….. |
Date: 7/24/2021 11:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  L.E.D. here: That was an extremely funny joke! I loved it! Along those lines: I'm saving my money to buy a .50 cal. air powered, tranquilizer gun. ($379.49, or $479.49 with a 3X12 sniper scope) There's this guy, that hangs out at the mall, who will supply the "instant comatose darts" and pay me fifty dollars for every jaywalker that I bag.  |
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Date: 7/24/2021 12:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...go for it! You may not know this but rumor has it that Hey Larry is a chronic jaywalker. He is flaunting the laws of the land. Go get him! |
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Date: 7/24/2021 12:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...he also swipes candy from babies. He's not fit to walk the streets. He should be locked up and they key thrown away! |
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Date: 7/24/2021 12:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.E.D.,, it goes without saying…as far as this joke I posted goes….which hitman Hekler would be in real-time. I’d be willing to pay you double, plus round trip air fare and a handsome per diem if you’d be willing to do a favor for me involving someone who resides in Canada. Contact me vis my private P.O. Box if interested…….. |
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Date: 7/24/2021 12:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh….BTW, Hekler doesn’t like dogs….. |
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Date: 7/24/2021 12:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...his private P.O. Box flushes. |
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Date: 7/24/2021 1:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I said: your jokes are dogs. I don't mind canines at all. |
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Date: 7/24/2021 1:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Quiet Jan! I’m talking to L.E.D. |
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Date: 7/24/2021 1:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you're just a regular Rude E. Giuliani, aren't you? After all the nice replies I make here, you push me in front of a train. Hmmmph! I don't know why I even try to help you out sometimes. |
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Date: 7/24/2021 1:38:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If I truly did push you in front of a train, you wouldn’t keep popping back in the replies. That’s one of the symptoms of “ Jan Brady” syndrome, over reacting along with incessant whining…….. |
Date: 7/25/2021 1:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler L.E.D. here: The guy behind the scenes on this fifty per, deal (Mr Big, not the guy who is paying me) is headquartered "somewhere" in New York City. That's where the big action is. When I save up enough to get "the tool" I will start out in Parma, Ohio (There are three crosswalks in the city.) and work a "to be determined" route, south, towards Orange Beach, Alabama. (Lots of action in the summer) The "comatose darts" that I will be using are "extremely" fast acting and designed to self destruct on contact, leaving a wound representative of a large mosquito bite and causing the mark to lose consciousness and collapse into oncoming traffic. Pretty neat, eh?Please don't mention any of this to kronk. He is very old fashioned. Actually, he really needs to be "recalibrated." |
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Date: 7/25/2021 1:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry L.E.D. here: Wow! That's not a bad deal, at all. Only thing is, I'll need the cash and per diem, upfront. (I'm still trying to save up to buy the tools.) I figure that we have about two and a half years, before "the mark" goes anywhere. Not only will I get compensated well, but I will also get valuable experience and go away knowing that I did something good for Canadian society. I never liked that guy, "Trudeau," anyway. |
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Date: 7/25/2021 2:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.E. D., the check is in the mail. No, wait, better use FED EX, more reliable. If you need further expenses I’ll cover it. I would ask you to contact me using a phone booth, but they are dinosaur today. Feel free to use burn phones but I ask you to go dollar store to keep my expenses to a minimum. |
Date: 7/30/2021 9:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 43015
Hahaha!  |
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Date: 7/31/2021 4:24:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hi Scoobs, how ya doing? |
Date: 8/13/2021 7:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
thats messed up  |
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