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Why did the chicken cross the road?

  Author:  5301  Category:(Comedy) Created:(7/17/2021 12:05:00 AM)
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Because Hey Larry had that hungry look about him.
 
 

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Date: 7/17/2021 12:11:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Colonel Sanders approved this lame attempt to emulate Hey Larry’s JOTW…….

  
Date: 7/17/2021 8:52:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I just sort of reasoned that if a serious attempt were to be made to emulate your humor, the only way to go would be down Lame Avenue.

  
Date: 7/17/2021 9:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Are there any homes for sale where you live? Sounds like a great value.  
Date: 7/17/2021 9:23:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...sorry to be the one to burst your bubble but there are currently no homes for sale up here.
Is the unicorn farm not working out for you? As a concerned friend, I urge you to reconsider
your opiate consumption. There are people you can go to for help.

  
Date: 7/17/2021 10:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Llamas, ok? Not Unicorns. How’s your Ostrich farm coming along?  
Date: 7/17/2021 8:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...you really should cut down on your drinking. Those "ostriches" are in reality giraffes.
It's a common error made by tosspots.

  

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