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Date: 7/16/2021 11:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...you said you wanted more pictures? I can do that. Hope this makes you happier!  |
Date: 7/17/2021 12:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
You forgot to add your picture next to Donald. In fact, your picture should be above his as you have faithfully followed my JOTW since day one. And if you play your cards right, Donald will invite you to the next super spreader event when he reclaims his throne.  |
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Date: 7/17/2021 8:48:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...faithful follower??? I think not. It's just that this computer has some sort of "Groundhog Day" thing going and every Saturday it opens onto the Joke of the Week and won't let me escape until I reply. Now you might understand why some of my replies aren't as complimentary as most of the usually are. |
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Date: 7/17/2021 9:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I know Bill Murray. And you sir, are no Bill Murray. |
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Date: 7/17/2021 9:25:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...on the other hand, you are the embodiment of Bill Murray's toupé. |
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Date: 7/17/2021 10:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I would be glad to wear his troupe’ if he actually did own one. But I’m sure you’re more interested in sewing sundresses forKronk and can’t be bothered. |
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Date: 7/17/2021 11:52:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm just following my dream. |
Date: 7/17/2021 5:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  It's a cruel world and total strangers will go out of their way to bring a body down. I'm done with cross dressing. (for the moment, anyway) I've decided to become a Benedictine monk. (three year plan) Nothing up front, anymore. Forever, in the closet. NOTICE: "If anyone's interested, I have sixteen, rainbow pin striped sundresses, in size 18-Wide. Made in Canada. I'll let `em go for $2.99 each. plus shipping and handling. (to be determined after I get a credit card number.)  |
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Date: 7/17/2021 5:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, the mere fact your products are made in Canada reeks of low wage slave labor. In conclusion, regardless of the so called free health system there, you’ve been taken fora ride. You |
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Date: 7/17/2021 7:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...will there be any tax charges applicable on that $2.99/dress? My theatrical troupe is planning on doing Oklahoma! in the near future and those sun dresses sound just perfect for use in our wardrobe department. I also require two actors of Mexican descent so if you can provide those too, I'd be more than happy to pay the extra shipping charges. Thanks! |
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Date: 7/17/2021 7:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry proudly displays his colostomy bag and complains about free healthcare. |
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Date: 7/17/2021 11:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Your idea of free healthcare means that you get a free helper monkey to push you around in a shopping cart because an electric wheelchair is too expensive. The monkey is more than happy to change your Depends for you all for the price of a banana! |
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Date: 7/18/2021 7:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler There will be no taxes charged on merchandise during this thirty day "flash sale." (Estimated shipping and handling is $49.95 per unit (of one) to North American addresses. If you reside elsewhere, well, just multiply total (including shipping and handling) times "3". (Personally, I believe you could get away with sending the bill to: N. Pelosi C/O The Kennedy Center Opera House, 2700 F St NW, Washington, DC 20037.) I have it from a reliable source that, of late, their operating budget is "extremely inflated. Hey, your troupe may even pick up a gig, or two.) As far as the two Mercian actors, I happen to know a set of twins; Penda & Diuma. They're a bit quaint, but extremely resilient; I'm sure that you could get what you need out of `em. I could give you a good deal on shipping, `cause both of `em together only weigh 207 lbs. I'll just stuff the pair into one of those "If it fits; it ships" boxes and you'll have `em in 7 to 10 days. Just send the bill to "the center." L.E.D. here: He said Mexican; not Mercian! Go get your hearing aid! kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 7/18/2021 10:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ It’s the American Way. You’ve got to spend money to keep the wealthy….wealthy. |
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Date: 7/18/2021 2:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...I should have been more specific in my request for the two Mexican thespians. The two you mentioned, Penda & Diuma - are they both males, both females or one of each gender? I need to fill the roles of José and Rosita. I guess it really doesn't matter what they are as we have Philip, a third month cosmetology student that can work wonders with makeup. Your shipping charges are reasonable so I'll take all of what you're offering. Please send the bill to my accountant, Hey Larry at this address. |
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Date: 7/18/2021 2:15:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...on a side note for Hey Larry, Cosmetology has nothing whatsoever to do with outer space. |
Date: 8/13/2021 7:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
Me and Adora are in tears  |
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