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Date: 7/16/2021 11:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I dedicate this to my number one fan!  |
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Date: 7/16/2021 11:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I think your number one fan got deported back to Argentina but I'm still dropping by to leave replies so your posts aren't so lonely. You should add more pictures. Many more people there could enjoy your posts if they didn't have to wonder what those little squiggles meant.  |
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Date: 7/16/2021 11:58:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
How’s that Canadian grant coming along? Are you seeing any light at the end of the tunnel yet? |
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Date: 7/17/2021 8:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...surprising as it may be to you, Canada has electricity too and our tunnels are well lit. I know not this Grant fellow of whom you inquire. |
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Date: 7/17/2021 9:18:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I was wondering about that, as you seem to be that one who leads the blind. Oh well. |
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Date: 7/17/2021 9:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...do people down your way still wonder where the sun goes at night? |
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Date: 7/17/2021 10:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Only they are Vampires. |
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Date: 7/17/2021 3:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...the Vampire. That would be a good name for a comic book vigilante. The Vampire. Taking a bite out of crime. |
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Date: 7/17/2021 3:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...or, as they say in your parts; business as usual. |
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Date: 7/17/2021 3:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...How did you like the new issue of "The Vampire"? It sucked! |
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Date: 7/17/2021 3:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Why did the vampire get nervous during the poker game? His opponent had just raised the stakes. |
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Date: 7/17/2021 4:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I sense a bit of JOTW envy here. Surely you have better things to do in your spare time, right? |
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Date: 7/17/2021 5:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...no, I don't |
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Date: 7/17/2021 5:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! |
Date: 7/19/2021 2:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 1432
Oh boy! Lol!  |
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Date: 7/19/2021 2:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...BANNER! Am I seeing clearly? Great to see you again. It's been a long time! |
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Date: 7/19/2021 5:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...take a bow Hey Larry. The twentieth person to get a taggie has graced your joke of the week. She probably took a left turn at Albuquerque instead of a right and look where she landed. What a depressing thing to come back to! |
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Date: 7/19/2021 5:31:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It’s certainly an honor for her to drop in! Hope she’s comes back more often, say, even more like when you’re passed out so she doesn’t have to use her sword on you. |
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Date: 7/19/2021 5:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...be careful! Those flames might set your gas leak ablaze. |
Date: 7/19/2021 5:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  To be perfectly honest, you scared me away when you mentioned "Rastafarian and proctologist," in the same statement. Flashed me back to the late sixties, when the talking dog and I infiltrated the "Bantu bush" and facilitated the rescue of "some chick named "D'Alesandro" from a band of cannibalistic Congolese. Lawyer---I believe you've said enough on that subject. Me---I'm tired of living on the poverty line. It's time I started squeezing that melon. L.E.D---"Tell me what you want." Me---"I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs....and a bathroom I can play baseball in." (Nickelback, Rock Star)  |
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Date: 7/20/2021 6:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.E.D., I’m the first to admit that flashback or repression therapy is out of my league. I don’t put much in psychology when psychiatrists go to other psychiatrists to be psycho analyzed. However, Talking Heads put out a song or two that made more sense. Having said that, eat more chocolate. |
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Date: 7/20/2021 6:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you are getting sleepy, verrrrrrry sleepy. You are asleep. You are now a chicken. A very sleepy chicken. You are crossing the road... |
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Date: 7/21/2021 6:22:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey! You’re not a psychiatrist let alone a hypnotist, go home and watch reruns of The Brady Bunch…… |
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Date: 7/21/2021 9:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you sir are incorrect about me being a hypnotist. I took a course from a matchbook cover and I am fully qualified in making you cluck like a chicken. |
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Date: 7/27/2021 11:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 1432
Ya'll crack me up! No need to swing this sword this time lol!! |
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