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Date: 7/16/2021 10:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Well if it isn’t my number one fan! Seriously, you isn’t. I have sure fire idea or two that could possibly make you a hap-hap- happy camper. This involves the Canadian government. Now since I don’t reside as a citizen of The Land of The McKenzie Brothers maybe you can help me out here. ( No, not out the door….listen to me, ok?) How about I secure funding in the form of a government grant that will allow me to do further research into why a certain Canadian has his head so far up the Great White North? Oh, the reason why my posts aren’t so filled with flash and bright, shiny objects like you suggested is largely due to copyright infringement. I know that you tend to use pictures to convey meaning in your posts like a child with a coloring book and would not have you get into a time out situation.  |
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Date: 7/16/2021 11:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...wow! I attempt to offer a little constructive criticism and what do I get in return? My feelings hurt! The depth of your gratitude is underwhelming. I'd like to stand you up in front of those dancers. Best regards!  |
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Date: 7/16/2021 11:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
And I would like to throw you onto the racetrack at the turn of your choice. |
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Date: 7/17/2021 8:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
After some thoughtful reconsideration I have come realize the error of my way……I really should have suggested standing you at the entrance of the pit stop. Best seat in the house! |
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Date: 7/17/2021 10:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
To add more bang for your buck, I’ll be happy to throw in some of those monkeys who throw the vile stuff as part of the pit crew. |
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Date: 7/17/2021 11:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...monkeys? The more the merrier! I can train them as poop ninjas and send them to a golf club in Florida. |
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Date: 7/18/2021 4:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
And besides, you can’t improve on perfection. So you must look inward and improve yourself. Lay off those peyote tabs. |
Date: 7/18/2021 5:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Man, it's so good to find another "cactus aficionado!" We need to have a reunion! How about under the Congress Bridge, in Austin, at o'dark thirty? (Bring your cactus.)  |
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Date: 7/18/2021 6:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, due to the unrest currently thanks to the caravan clan known as “The True Knot” I will have to get back you on that. Right now I’m finding sanctuary for a few youngsters that have the shine to them. |
Date: 7/19/2021 2:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 1432
They all distract me pretty good lol  |
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Date: 7/19/2021 5:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Yeah Banner, Hekler learned that from Trump. You’d be surprised at how many trips to Florida he takes. |
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Date: 7/19/2021 5:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I told you...it's for my health! |
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Date: 7/19/2021 5:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Banner! So good to read you, lady. Stop in, anytime. I'm sure "the boys" and I will do our level best to "distract you." |
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Date: 7/19/2021 9:33:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry distracts everyone. He's like Gollum from "Lord of the Rings". |
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Date: 7/19/2021 9:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 1432
Lol! |
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Date: 7/20/2021 5:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
USM…….Precious….. |
Date: 7/21/2021 5:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 42945
LMBO!!! .....hahahahaha  |
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Date: 7/21/2021 9:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...thanks for dropping by Zema! Only a few more days until the next joke of the week. Considering the time difference between HeyLarryLand and Australia, you can prepare for it by boozing it up before he makes his next installment and not be accused of being a lush and drinking before noon. |
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Date: 7/27/2021 11:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 1432
I'm almost 50 I get distracted way to easy lol |
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Date: 7/28/2021 9:22:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Banner...I'm over 60 now and I get distracted by anything shiny of dust bunnies blowing out from their hiding places. |
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Date: 7/28/2021 10:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
^^^ like between your ears? |
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Date: 7/28/2021 12:58:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...you're just a regular charmer, aren't you? In the future, I might suggest that you be careful when you flush your toilet. I have hired a Polish hitman and that is one of his favourite places to hide a bomb. You should use a mirror to look behind the bowl before sitting down. Good Luck! |
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