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Funerals and Streakers

  Author:  21435  Category:(Quotes) Created:(7/15/2021 6:03:00 PM)
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"If you don't go to other people's funerals; they won't go to yours." Yogi Berra

A couple of streakers ran onto the baseball field, during a game, while Berra was behind the plate. Later, someone asked Yogi, if they were male or female. He replied, "How would I know? They had bags over their heads."

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Date: 7/15/2021 7:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Yogi was wise indeed.

Ya know, Hekler is fond of chickens that never cross the road. Because they never have to explain the fact they are already on the other side.

He also once thought that Manuel Labor was a Mexican Presidential candidate.

He even voted for Manuel, twice.
  
Date: 7/15/2021 7:59:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...watch it buster! People that live in glass houses...

I remember the time you wanted to boil a chicken and your recipe book said to put it in the pot but you couldn't fit it into the baggie.

  
Date: 7/15/2021 8:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

Kronk...good joke! You should take the guy that writes a Joke of the Week under your wing and show him the ropes.
I'd like to show him a rope too but they frown on that kind of thing these days.

  
Date: 7/16/2021 4:26:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Like Yogi once said, “It’s like Deja Vu all over again.”  

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