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Hey Larry’s JOTW #39

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(7/10/2021 1:26:00 AM)
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It helps if you imagine Auto Correct as a tiny little elf in your phone who’s trying so hard to be helpful but is in reality quite drunk.

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Date: 7/10/2021 6:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...the Apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

  
Date: 7/10/2021 7:13:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    It's better than Windows. Those elves are dead, blind & drunk.  
Date: 7/10/2021 7:14:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    *** deaf

See what I'm talking about?
  
Date: 7/10/2021 7:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 13969    AutoCorrect is like the modern day version of Clippy  
Date: 7/10/2021 8:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Is "auto correct" even constitutional? (asking for the talking dog)  
Date: 7/10/2021 8:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Did Clippy use drunk elves or did fairies with a Union run that?  
Date: 7/10/2021 8:25:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    L.E.D.should know that there has been a long and hotly contested debate over this matter. In fact there still doinf6recounts ......  
Date: 7/10/2021 8:26:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^ drunk elf again ^^^  
Date: 7/10/2021 8:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Sand Ghost L.E.D. here: The other day, this poor old mangy looking dog came by the house and began begging for some of my dinosaur bone. I was about to attack it, but something told me not to. I gave the poor thing about a half pound of meat and a couple of beers and then it laid down and immediately went to sleep on a pair of the old man's blue jeans.

As I watched the poor thing sleeping, it hit me. I was looking at my old playmate, Tippy. I hadn't seen him in about five years, since his owners moved out of the neighborhood. Funny you would mention Tippy, in your comment.

kronk---Oh, Lord! She said clippy, not tippy. Have you been abusing your dog tranquilizers, again?

  
Date: 7/10/2021 8:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Elves think that they can get away with anything, because they are immortal.  

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