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"Don't you ever".....kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(7/7/2021 6:54:00 PM)
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Don't want any "hot lip" service.

Don't want to hear any lies.

Don't confuse it with a, "cry for mercy."

Don't insert any clouds into my sky.


You really have no right to bring me down.

You need not worry. I'll be OK.

You may want to save face? Take a bus, out of town?

You might look around, for someone else to sway.


Ever wish that things would have turned out different?

Ever almost drowned, in a sea of deep regret?

Ever tie for first place in a spelling bee, with a girl named Millicent?

Ever been subjected to endless non sequiturs and thought; "this guy's all wet?"

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Date: 7/8/2021 4:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    On the brighter side, I read something yesterday about some new regulations regarding spam / robo calls . This should reduce the amount of hot lip service.

Never been in a spelling bee, never met any person named Millicent, but from the sound of it , that would be time well spent. Hey! That rhymes!

  
Date: 7/9/2021 10:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Feeling all wet?
Try New Depends Super-Absorb Undergarments
Guaranteed to keep you dry even in the cloudiest weather.

  
Date: 7/9/2021 4:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Yes, indeed, that does rhyme. I met a young lady named Millicent, once. She was going door to door, selling ....eh, she was selling, eh......."Depends Super-Absorb Undergarments."

"They" have tormented me, mercilessly, with their robo calls. The other day, some dude, who sounded like my Uncle Cosgrow, tried to get me to buy "Depends Super-Absorb Undergarments." I told him that I already got some from Millicent and hung up.

Hey Larry L.E.D. here: Please adopt me and save me from this lunatic!
  
Date: 7/9/2021 4:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler L.E.D. here: "He" can't come to the keyboard, at the moment. Some person named Millicent has him wrapped, from head to toe, in "Depends Super-Absorb Undergarments." We're fixin' to put a stamp on him and mail him to... N. Polosi, C/O United States House of Representatives, Washington D.C., U.S.A. 20024  
Date: 7/10/2021 3:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Sorry L.E.D., if I could borrow the signature quote from that children's cartoon from oh so long ago....Tutor Turtle,

"Help Me Mr.Wizard! "

Trizzle Trazzle Trozzle Trone, time for this one to come home.
  
Date: 7/10/2021 8:14:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Don't fall for the talking dog's pity party. He used the same sob story to get the current VP to take him in. The "arrangement" only lasted thirteen hours and then she tossed him over the wall.  
Date: 7/10/2021 8:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    I'm glad you cleared that up Kronk. For a moment there I thought he was hanging out with the President's dog...the one that bites.  

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