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Date: 7/3/2021 1:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What do you call a potter that has arthritis? Clay Aiken…….  |
Date: 7/3/2021 8:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I feel it, brother. This morning, my right thumb refused to comply. It also disturbs me when I hear the youngsters holler, "Tear down the ruins! They're just in the way." Write on.....  |
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Date: 7/3/2021 8:29:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yes, Kronk. I have now become that cranky old fossil I used to make fun of. |
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Date: 7/3/2021 9:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...yeah, I'm there too. Now, GET OFF MY LAWN or I'll release the hounds!  |
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Date: 7/3/2021 10:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...so the JOTW is now a medium for you to make the rest of us feel low because we're getting old? You should just go to the local park and yell at children for swinging too fast or maybe Kronk could put you to work mooning his crack house neighbors. You could be having lots of fun instead of trying to make us want to jump off a bridge. |
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Date: 7/3/2021 10:10:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk's right thumb refused to comply so he tased it and then shot it dead. This will serve as a lesson to thumbs everywhere. |
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Date: 7/3/2021 10:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, how many times must I tell you? The hand soap in bathrooms these these days have a nice fragrance. But never walk out of any bathroom smelling your fingers. |
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Date: 7/3/2021 10:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, if you can’t face reality then do like T-rumpus and claim it was stolen from you. |
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Date: 7/3/2021 10:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So ends the hitchhiking dreams Kronk may have once had. |
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Date: 7/3/2021 10:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm sure Kronk will find a way to improvise the hitchhiking dilemma but it will likely land him in a jail cell. BONUS: he can claim dementia and get out without charges. We can be material witnesses. |
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Date: 7/3/2021 10:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you're always so MEAN and HURTFUL to me. Is this what you do because you're not getting enough fiber in your diet? |
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Date: 7/3/2021 12:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ I only do these mean and hurtful things to you because you remind me of Eric Trump who lives such a clean and decent life. |
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Date: 7/3/2021 1:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...does that mean you're going to give me my allowance now? |
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Date: 7/3/2021 2:37:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Did you do your chores? |
Date: 7/3/2021 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
My right thumb has made a complete recovery. The mayor shot it up with 5 cubic centimeters of "Two old Goats," a while ago. We're playing "Rock `em Sock `em Robots" at his house this evening.  "Who will save my soul?" Write about it..... |
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Date: 7/3/2021 6:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"You've got the look, you've got the hook You sho'nuf do be cookin' in my book" Oh Lord! Cut it out, Prince! Sorry about it. "The Mayor" gifted me a pair of noise cancelling headphones. "Well here we are Ladies and gentlemen The dream we all dream of Oh, please!" "You got the look." Prince and the revolution....lalalala |
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Date: 7/3/2021 7:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Rock’em Sock’em robots were the inspiration for modern day robotics . Why get your hands dirty when you can get a robot to do it for you? Say, why can’t be bionic…you known, like Steve Austin? Remember the game “Tip It?” |
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