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Date: 6/29/2021 2:54:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...OMG! I have to try this out! It looks SO much better than Paddy Bear's recipe for rock soup.  |
Date: 6/29/2021 5:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
That suspiciously looks like that homemade ribbon candy they try to pass off as homemade almond rica every Xmas.  |
Date: 6/29/2021 6:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  Ummmmmm, yummy. I can almost taste the little jewels. I'm mostly a pan fry it, squeeze it dry and slap it on a couple pieces of white bread, sorta guy. But I think "the nuggets" may go extremely well with about seven fingers of 151 rum. A couple of industrial strength tequila margaritas should serve as a practical "after dinner bump," eh? Let's eat.  |
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Date: 6/29/2021 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
It’s what’s for dinner! |
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Date: 6/29/2021 6:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...between your reply and the "Halloween is right around the corner" blurb at the bottom of the post, I got a great idea. Just wrap these little suckers up in some gaily coloured cellophane wrap and pass them out at Halloween! Just think of all the kids (and parents) that will want to revisit your house to express their thankfulness for these goodies. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 6:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Ktronk... do you think seven fingers of 151 proof rum is enough? Maybe as dessert but you may want to double (or triple) that amount as an appetizer to help slide those little piggies down the chute. HANDY TIP: IF they aren't blurry before you start eating them, have another appetizer first. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 6:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry... You could whip up a batch of these for your next "office" party. No one would ever dare to impoae upon you to bring anything ever again. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
RE: Your Halloween suggestions Not on your life! I don’t know where your hands have been, let alone the ingredients you put into those “ lil suckers.” |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
RE: suggestions for byob at the next office party Too late, they stopped inviting me a long time ago. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:25:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry... where my hands have been is part of the secret recipe and, like Colonel Sanders, I'm not giving that up. Just enjoy and quit your chronic complaining. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...you probably would have been invited if they had an inkling of the address to whichever ditch you were currently passed out in was located. You should try and be more consistent. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Lol! I don’t eat at the Colonel’s for the same reason. Nice try. For the second reply, I have a P.O. Box if they really wanted to get in touch with me. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:43:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...that's not a post office box. In Canada, we call those "sewer grates". Live and learn. |
Date: 6/30/2021 2:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 13969
I'm an epicure and this better be kronkalicious. Now let us get krunk.  |
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Date: 6/30/2021 6:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler You may have something, there. While seven fingers might whet the appetite, twenty one fingers, would take care of any leftovers and might even stimulate "certain" diners to volunteer for the inevitable march on the citadel. Non sequiturs for ever! |
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Date: 6/30/2021 6:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Sand Ghost Finally, someone to get virtually inebriated with. The others, while they are decent enough folk, either never touch the stuff, or, they're hopelessly addicted to Fresca. "Rose lipped lasses and light footed lads," |
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Date: 6/30/2021 6:31:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Sand Ghost...I'm onto you! You'll just drink me under the table and then try to doll me up with lipstick, mascara and nail polish. I'm not falling for THAT one again. If that's your game, try it on Hey Larry. He's been searching for a new look. |
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Date: 6/30/2021 6:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...if one is planning to stage a march on the citadel, it's a given that you must get plastered first. The accounts always sound more heroic when you can say that there were two or three times more orcs and ogres than actually existed. Since you mentioned it, check out my ad on Facebook Marketplace. I'm having a clearance sale on lightly used pitchforks and firebrands. I'll give you an even deeper discount on the ones with werewolf bite marks and broken handles. |
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Date: 6/30/2021 6:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk... Fresca isn't my drink of choice. I have a huge hoard of Tab that I amassed in the seventies. I also had ten cases of stale Virginia Slims but they went missing after a visit from you-know-who with the initials H.L. |
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Date: 6/30/2021 10:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Sand Ghost just made Hekler cringe because he thinks an “ epicure “ means getting his nails done. |
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Date: 6/30/2021 11:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...so? I'm entitled to make mistakes too. At least I wasn't the one that thought epicure had something to do with a procedure to flush one's colon. |
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Date: 7/1/2021 5:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
And I bet you found that out the hard way……. |
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Date: 7/1/2021 5:56:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...nah, I never listen to any of the medical advice you pass out so freely. Passing out seems to be a recurring theme with you, isn't it? |
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Date: 7/1/2021 6:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Only if I follow the recipes that you present to us here at USM. I’m surprised that L.E.D., hasn’t called you out yet. |
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Date: 7/1/2021 9:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...some people just can't handle the decadence of the recipes that I submit for perusal but I can't be held responsible for your predilection to succumb to "the vapors". Get with the times, you Victorian era throwback. |
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Date: 7/1/2021 10:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Up yours Poutine breath! |
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Date: 7/1/2021 12:01:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I'll wager that you were sticking your tongue out when you said that. |
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Date: 7/1/2021 12:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
How much? And as a parting gift please accept "The Bird" as token of my appreciation. |
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Date: 7/1/2021 1:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I was never aware that the act of flipping someone the bird required said digit to be firmly embedded in one's nostril but I guess it's a regional thing so full speed ahead and darn the torpedoes matey! |
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Date: 7/1/2021 3:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Most people in your area are oblivious to reason because you're busy picking your nose? Wow. Fascinating. |
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Date: 7/1/2021 3:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...clever repartee Mr. Spock! |
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Date: 7/2/2021 6:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I enjoyed Tab, back in the day. I was also a big fan of Mr. Cola. (because those were so big) I would really like to partake of a Mr. Pibbs, too. (Do they make those anymore?) I'm interesting in the pitch forks. Folk around here (Texas) are paying big money for the "five tine compost forks." With a home made fire pit and a couple of those pitch forks, you can feed a crowd in short order. We don't like to take all day with our bratwurst. Doesn't matter if there's a little surface rust on the forks. Many of my friends are anemic, anyway. Call me..... |
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Date: 7/3/2021 7:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I remember, back in the day, when I used to smoke cigarettes. (I have been smoke free for nine years, this July 4th.) Forget "smoke `em, if you got `em!" If you got `em, DUMP `EM! L.E.D. here: Wait a minute! What has that got to do with anything? I thought we were talking about SPAM? kronk---eh? |
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