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Date: 6/29/2021 5:48:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
First of all….what detonated the fireworks? Secondly, who has fireworks just sitting around in their truck from last year? Details, I need more details!  |
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Date: 6/29/2021 5:55:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Thirdly…..since the windows were blown out does that mean it was cold out that night and were rolled up while this guy was smoking? |
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Date: 6/29/2021 8:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...did your mother give birth to an idjit? Who DOESN'T keep a good supply of fireworks in their vehicle in case of an unforeseen need for a celebration? I remember the time years ago when my thermostat wasn't working properly in winter so I just sparked up a couple of those fountain-type fireworks to get some heat happening. Had to crack the windows to let the smoke out but once the seat caught on fire, it was pretty toasty in there.  |
Date: 6/29/2021 10:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Ugh! I've often heard folk say; "It ain't dangerous. It's just firecrackers." Well, that may be true, unless we're talking about thirty pounds worth. Personally, I think firework displays are a waste of perfectly good fireworks. I mean, anybody with any sense knows that the main function of fireworks is to bombard fire ant mounds and blow up mail boxes. Ugh! Some people!  |
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Date: 6/29/2021 10:40:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Down here we have Smokey the Bear to show us fire safety. But you seem to have been schooled by Peter the Pyro Platypus..... |
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Date: 6/29/2021 10:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Or greeting cards for that extra special someone in your life! |
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Date: 6/29/2021 2:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...who can afford fireworks after buying a card from Hallmark? |
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Date: 6/29/2021 5:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
There’s always a dollar store, and they even take coupons. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...those dollar store cards are so insipid. To show them how much you truly care, send Hallmark. They can check out the $7.99 price point before they throw the card in the trash but at least they'll be impressed by how much you were willing to spend in an attempt to be added to the will as a beneficiary. Uncle Pete leaves you his beer can collection. Golly, that worked out well! |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:22:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You really should consider becoming an advice columnist for those free want ad type papers you find on a rack byThe entrance to your local liquor store. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...HA! I already am an advice columnist with one of those papers. You don't think I'd let talent like this go to waste, do you? |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Of course not. After all it makes a great liner for bird cages or placing under puppy training pads. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...when I was first starting out, I would hang around in front of the liquor store and give free advice but the trips to the hospital via ambulance were cutting into my non-profit margin. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...at least we now all know where you go to catch up on your reading. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:43:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Pretty much sums up today’s media. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It’s not easy being the voice of reaso is it? |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...yeah, even the bird got tired of doing target practice on pictures of Trump. I had to switch to "Better Cages and Gardens". Now the bird expects me to redecorate my hovel. |
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Date: 6/29/2021 7:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...it's easy enough being the voice of reason. What people took exception to was me expressing my joy about them taking their kindly old granny to grab a jug of Thunderbird and the "Granny" turning out to be the wife. People are just too violent these days. |
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