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Date: 6/26/2021 7:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
"You Need Meat] Don't Go No Further" (The Doors said that.) Hey Larry "SPAM" is a part of my emergency pantry cache. I expect that tech billionaires and career politicians will soon be the only humans able to afford chicken, beef and pork. (What is SPAM made from, anyway? Never mind, I like the taste.) Our country needs more levity. Even the extremely radical are prone to nightmare. L.E.D. here: ^^^^I have to put up with him on a daily basis. Ugh! |
Date: 6/26/2021 10:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey Kronk! SPAM is a good ol fashion food staple, along with Mac-n-cheese. It goes well with everything….except Soylent Green, which happens to be Hekler’s stockpiled cuisine. L.E.D., it could be worse. Try living with Zsa Zsa Gabor….. |
Date: 6/26/2021 6:03:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 Ugh! "Soylent Green" I remember that one. Let's not say it out loud. We wouldn't want to give "them" any ideas. |
Date: 6/26/2021 7:10:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 It’s alright, as long as it doesn’t pass down from the Canadian border then there will be no need to bring out the heavy artillery….but be ready with your Batman Tumbler just in case. |
Date: 6/26/2021 11:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...wow! Am I ever late getting in here. I suppose Kronk ate all the Spam already? |
Date: 6/27/2021 9:06:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 It was a tie between Kronk and L.E.D., you snooze you lose. |
Date: 6/27/2021 5:49:00 PM From Authorid: 21435 "SPAM" fact of the day: "the eight billionth can of SPAM was sold in 2012." According to my records, L.E.D. and I have accounted for seventy three of those cans. |
Date: 6/27/2021 5:51:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Thumbs up! Second only to Polynesian islands like Hawaii….where Spam is like currency. |
Date: 6/28/2021 6:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
L.E.D. here: "Who will save your soul, when it comes to the flowers now?" Gotta' love Jewel! "He" brought me to the vet, today and the quack said that I need to lose fifteen pounds. That witch doctor also suggested cutting all red meat out of my diet! I'm splitting for the big island, soon as I can hop a tramp steamer. humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa. SPAM and pineapples! Aloha, baby! |
Date: 6/28/2021 7:21:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 ^^^^ Let me know if a USM fund is in order. ( pre go fund me btw ) I’ll be happy to get Hekler to cough up some coin…… |
Date: 6/29/2021 8:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
^^^^^ Sounds like a good investment to me. I'm gonna donate 200 Brazilian dollars: https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51278127652_f82aa25606_o.jpg I'll need a receipt for tax purposes. |
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