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Is Your Lumberyard Possessed?????

  Author:  5940  Category:(News) Created:(6/25/2021 5:08:00 AM)
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Police in Lackawanna County, Pennsylvania received a bizarre call on Monday that "disorderly people" were performing an exorcism "for the dead trees" at Home Depot in Dickson City, a police report described.

There were two people hanging out in the lumber department doing their little exorcism thing," the officer said. "Some people at the store started picking up that something was happening that was not necessarily normal. Police were called to the store and they were escorted out of the building."

The individuals in question will not be charged, the officer reported. The news of the incident was put on a police blotter posted to their Facebook, listed around the 3:26 p.m. time stamp. The exorcism incident was surrounded by other, far more normal, police-related incidents, forcing readers to do a double-take. Over 200 comments below the post asked for more information.

PennLive reported there was no indication the incident was triggered by the skyrocketing lumber prices, although with the market crash and the exorcism, it's been a busy year in the lumber market media.

Similar to what was seen in the 2008-09 Recession, the COVID-19 pandemic and national shutdown forced the closure of many sawmills in the U.S.

John Bell, associate professor of supply chain management at the University of Tennessee Knoxville, told SupplyChainDive that there's been an "unprecedented shift in the housing market, trying to build these new homes. This is straight up economics. When demand and supply are imbalanced, price goes up."

NPR reported the futures price of lumber in March 2020 was $303.40 per thousand board feet. That cost hit a record high in just 14 months, reaching a cost of $1,607.50 this May.

Now, the price of lumber is coming back down as the economy begins to open up again, but experts are warning that prices still won't be as low as they were before the pandemic.

Perhaps more exorcisms will do the trick?

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/exorcism-for-lumber-in-home-depot-aisle-prompts-groups-removal/ar-AALp2XF?li=BBnb7Kz

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Date: 6/25/2021 5:10:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Cedar, Pine, Redwood…..there non- denominational…….  
Date: 6/25/2021 11:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...they might have tried to spray it with some kind of Viagra solution to see if that helped.

  
Date: 6/25/2021 5:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 13969    I don't know if hard wood solution works on actual wood but apparently chants do? Doesn't really sound disorderly per se, but rather a bit otherworldly and in an inappropriate setting. Everyone knows you don't have a seance with the sun still out, duh. Wonder if they were just trolls though.  
Date: 6/25/2021 6:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I see your point Sand Ghost. My hypothesis is that they were originally from Arkansas and, well, nuff said…..  
Date: 6/25/2021 6:10:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hekler wants to join the NEW Jim BAKKER ministry that just got ordered to pay restitution for the phony COVID-19 cure by a court that realizes snake oil still exists today!  
Date: 6/25/2021 6:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I don't know about being possessed, but I think the lumber yards in my area are confusing wood and gold. I paid $9.45 for an eight foot 2 x 4! My son was up in Fort Mac, last week and he said there were logs stockpiled, everywhere. Maybe we can get Hekler to put in a good word to Trudeau and get him to free some of that wood up. I got exorcized once. The padre said it didn't take. Write on.....  
Date: 6/25/2021 7:21:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hey Kronk, we’ll be better suited if we find an alternative source. I have it on good authority that Canadian Provinces that tend to be Quasi Quebec tend to be snarky and overcharge worse than contractors providing services and goods to theU.S. Government.

Nicaraguan people are more lumber friendly these days.
  
Date: 6/25/2021 8:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...at least my snake oil is made from 100% real snakes. Buy two and get one free! (Limited time offer)

  
Date: 6/25/2021 11:04:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^^^ What happened to the My Pillow offer?  
Date: 6/29/2021 8:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...the My Pillow wasn't 90% alcohol.
You have to feed the greater demand if you want your business to be successful. Don't you know anything?

  
Date: 6/29/2021 10:42:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I know not to invite you to a 4th of July cookout.  

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