Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index Go to Free account page
Go to frequently asked mystery questions Go to Unsolved Mystery Publications Main Index
Welcome: to Unsolved Mysteries 1 2 3
 
 New Mystery StoryNew Unsolved Mystery UserLogon to Unsolved MysteriesRead Random Mystery StoryChat on Unsolved MysteriesMystery Coffee housePsychic Advice on Unsolved MysteriesGeneral Mysterious AdviceSerious Mysterious AdviceReplies Wanted on these mystery stories
 




Show Stories by
Newest
Recently Updated
Wanting Replies
Recently Replied to
Discussions&Questions
Site Suggestions
Highest Rated
Most Rated
General Advice

Ancient Beliefs
Angels, God, Spiritual
Animals&Pets
Comedy
Conspiracy Theories
Debates
Dreams
Dream Interpretation
Embarrassing Moments
Entertainment
ESP
General Interest
Ghosts/Apparitions
Hauntings
History
Horror
Household tips
Human Interest
Humor / Jokes
In Recognition of
Lost Friends/Family
Missing Persons
Music
Mysterious Happenings
Mysterious Sounds
Near Death Experience
Ouija Mysteries
Out of Body Experience
Party Line
Philosophy
Poetry
Prayers
Predictions
Psychic Advice
Quotes
Religious / Religions
Reviews
Riddles
Science
Sci-fi
Serious Advice
Strictly Fiction
Unsolved Crimes
UFOs
Urban Legends
USM Events and People
USM Games
In Memory of
Self Help
Search Stories:


Stories By AuthorId:


Google
Web Site   

Bookmark and Share



Hey Larry’s Joke of the Week #35

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/12/2021 12:57:00 AM)
This post has been Viewed (140 times)

Everything happens for a reason.

Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad decisions.

You can join Unsolved Mysteries and post your own mysteries or
interesting stories for the world to read and respond to Click here

Scroll all the way down to read replies.

Show all stories by   Author:  5940 ( Click here )

Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
Replies:      
Date: 6/12/2021 4:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...this isn't a joke. It's more like the story of my life.
Thanks for pointing that out.

  
Date: 6/12/2021 5:29:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Anything to help out. You've managed to survive so that means you can learn!  
Date: 6/12/2021 7:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Oh, Lordy! I haven't enough fingers and toes to count the times. "They needed men bad and they didn't check I.D. How old are you, boy? Just made eighteen, sir. Twelve hours a day; six and a half days a week. After two long weeks, I finally got a paycheck and a whole day off.

Don't sit there feeling lonesome, they said. Come, let's go have some fun!

She was three times my age, but alas, she charmed me. She was everything that my sweet mother warned me about. Sweet nothings in my ear. The whiskey flowed. Woke up in a strange chicken yard. My first paycheck, gone."
  
Date: 6/12/2021 7:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...vot iss dis "learn" ov vich you speak?

  
Date: 6/13/2021 1:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kronk! Here are some of MY Greatest Hits:

That new car called YUGO, sure to be better than a Honda!

Why does that tall good looking blonde woman have a five o’clock shadow?

Sign on the dotted line without reading the fine print, after all the car salesman has your best interest in mind.
  
Date: 6/13/2021 1:29:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Me in fruend Hekler, perhaps you can be taught.  
Date: 6/15/2021 10:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 998    I can certainly identify with this joke, ... cept it's not much of a joke at the time when the bad decision backfires into a full blown disaster. Admittedly .. that hasn't been often in my life. Thank goodness.  

Find great Easter stories on Angels Feather
Information Privacy policy and Copyrights

Renasoft is the proud sponsor of the Unsolved Mystery Publications website.
See: www.rensoft.com Personal Site server, Power to build Personal Web Sites and Personal Web Pages
All stories are copyright protected and may not be reproduced in any form, except by specific written authorization

Pages:919 1485 1039 920 347 1554 1366 333 1320 1396 356 215 318 870 130 301 635 194 136 347 703 1368 875 154 422 400 21 1592 1476 730 153 1429 67 1457 876 551 833 362 944 789 779 535 792 548 798 1397 653 424 1595 1329 687 1235 18 692 1507 846 175 457 302 989 965 1228 162 93 2 1065 603 908 1138 113 1295 929 1589 823 1382 820 259 579 810 442 69 724 454 75 1076 1583 1038 446 403 1088