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Hey Larry’s Joke of the Week #35

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/12/2021 12:57:00 AM)
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Everything happens for a reason.

Sometimes the reason is you’re stupid and make bad decisions.

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Date: 6/12/2021 4:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...this isn't a joke. It's more like the story of my life.
Thanks for pointing that out.

  
Date: 6/12/2021 5:29:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Anything to help out. You've managed to survive so that means you can learn!  
Date: 6/12/2021 7:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Oh, Lordy! I haven't enough fingers and toes to count the times. "They needed men bad and they didn't check I.D. How old are you, boy? Just made eighteen, sir. Twelve hours a day; six and a half days a week. After two long weeks, I finally got a paycheck and a whole day off.

Don't sit there feeling lonesome, they said. Come, let's go have some fun!

She was three times my age, but alas, she charmed me. She was everything that my sweet mother warned me about. Sweet nothings in my ear. The whiskey flowed. Woke up in a strange chicken yard. My first paycheck, gone."
  
Date: 6/12/2021 7:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...vot iss dis "learn" ov vich you speak?

  
Date: 6/13/2021 1:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kronk! Here are some of MY Greatest Hits:

That new car called YUGO, sure to be better than a Honda!

Why does that tall good looking blonde woman have a five o’clock shadow?

Sign on the dotted line without reading the fine print, after all the car salesman has your best interest in mind.
  
Date: 6/13/2021 1:29:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Me in fruend Hekler, perhaps you can be taught.  
Date: 6/15/2021 10:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 998    I can certainly identify with this joke, ... cept it's not much of a joke at the time when the bad decision backfires into a full blown disaster. Admittedly .. that hasn't been often in my life. Thank goodness.  

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