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Hey Larry’s Joke of the Week #34

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/5/2021 12:53:00 AM)
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Here’s a fun fact:

Did you know that Australia’s biggest export is boomerangs?

It’s also their biggest import.

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Date: 6/5/2021 5:17:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I shouldn't have told you that joke. I knew it would come back at me.

  
Date: 6/5/2021 6:33:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    As long as you ducked, it shouldn’t be a problem.....  
Date: 6/5/2021 6:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...ducking would have sufficed if it was coming towards my head BUT, you know where you aimed it and that part can't "duck".

  
Date: 6/5/2021 6:38:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    How about duck and cover? Seriously, do I really have to do your thinking for you?  
Date: 6/5/2021 7:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...sounds good! You'll have to make reservations HERE: https://haurakirailtrail.co.nz/dine-and-drink/te-aroha-to-matamata/the-duck-cover-bar-restaurant

but I can do all the drinking for myself, thank you very much!

  
Date: 6/5/2021 8:16:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hey , I like their hours...”till late.” That means you won’t have to worry about catching the metro for the trip home.  
Date: 6/5/2021 12:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...when I was younger, the places I went to stayed open until they had to scrape you off the floor.
I miss all those dive bars from my formative years.

  
Date: 6/5/2021 4:06:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You really should think about designing and creating a “coffee table” style book , with plenty of photos and nostalgia.  
Date: 6/5/2021 4:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...it's funny that you mentioned creating a book full of photos and nostalgia.

I have been doing that but it has nothing to do with me. It's all about YOU!

  
Date: 6/5/2021 5:00:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You never mentioned that before. Have your lawyer contact my lawyer, I want 50%.  
Date: 6/5/2021 5:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you can have it all. I didn't do it to get rich.
Apart from being useful for throwing at cats when they get into stuff or make a lot of noise, they're pretty much unsalable.

  
Date: 6/5/2021 5:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Apparently you’re not a Seinfeld fan.....  
Date: 6/5/2021 5:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...yeah, I know about Kramer's coffee table book.
A story of your life would fill a matchbook. HA!

  
Date: 6/5/2021 5:37:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Draw Spunky ads were my downfall.....  

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