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Date: 6/2/2021 11:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I have a set of numbers that I've been entering for various lotteries. For the record, I have won exactly three dollars, to date. (13 years) I am happy to share them with you. Luck is a strange thing and you just never know. ( 37-24-36-8-1-2 ) I joined the ranks of the "officially retired" seven years ago and am still hustling crab, out in the marshes. These days, I am afraid to travel to the corner market without sufficient ordinance to repel the meatball gangs and I may be developing a hernia, from the added weight. L.E.D. is averse to the sound of gunfire, so he stays home. Good luck with the numbers.   |
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Date: 6/2/2021 1:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Great! If things should happen to where I am socially secure I will definitely keep you in mind to find ways of thwarting those meatball gang members by getting you a Batman Tumbler of your very own. Send my regards to L.E.D.  |
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Date: 6/2/2021 1:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^ just to clarify before Hekler drops by, the Tumbler I am referring to has four wheels and can blast through walls.. |
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Date: 6/2/2021 1:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...when you say 'machine generated lotteries', I'll assume that you're talking about those "Pick 6" thingies. I don't play them often because I never win but, like Kronk's numbers, mine are overdue to win. I'll let you use my numbers if you promise me a 1% share of the loot. Okay? My numbers are: 1,2,3,4,5,6 Sill, that's a losers bet. If you want a sure thing, try the scratcher tickets. There is one that I win on ALL the time and they probably sell it in your area. Try one of these: https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/51220173412_9cdf8c2b1a_o.jpg BONNE CHANCE and GOOD LUCK!  |
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Date: 6/2/2021 1:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm glad you cleared up that mention of the "tumbler" as I would have otherwise suspected that you were referring to yourself after imbibing a couple of Shirley Temples. |
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Date: 6/2/2021 1:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yes Hekler, I prefer those machine generated thingies over scratch off tickets. When you win on those I'll bet the most you ever got on your return was probably a few dollars. I may try your numbers by adding or subtracting a digit to see if that makes it a better chance. And should I hit the big one I'll be sure to send you a gift certificate good for one free night at any Trump affiliate hotel..... |
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Date: 6/2/2021 1:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Besides the Shirley Temple drinks I also included the tumblers that toddlers drink out of....aka sippee cups. |
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Date: 6/2/2021 3:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...WOW! Who put Ex-Lax in your prune juice? |
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Date: 6/2/2021 4:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry L.E.D. here: Goood to read you, amigo. I can't blame you for wanting to break into the good life, before you're too old to enjoy it. Being an immortal talking dog, I have had my share of ups and down, also. Presently, my role as a "kept animal," to kronk's 704,892nd wife, Sangelina, insures that I am lavished with affection and fed beef steak, on a regular basis, for the time being, anyway. Anyway, try my numbers out, if you will and good luck. (23-1-14-20-9-20)... WANT IT |
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Date: 6/2/2021 5:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry HA! That dog thinks he's so smart. He put the number twenty, down, twice. |
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Date: 6/2/2021 5:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry L.E.D. here: Please change the second number twenty to an "8". Kronk is starting to make me nervous. Yesterday, armed with a fly swatter, he chased a "floater" around for ten minutes, trying to kill it. |
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Date: 6/2/2021 5:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry HA HA HA...He still messed it up. Smart alec K-9. I least I can see well enough to catch that. WHNT IT...? |
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Date: 6/2/2021 5:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Correction: Please change the last number to an "8" and play it. Good Luck. |
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Date: 6/2/2021 5:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Ugh! What a fiasco! Is there any way to edit a comment? |
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Date: 6/2/2021 6:52:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Dear Kronk, Dear L.E.D. , Hekler is trying to promote prune juice and/ or ex-lax as a new way to lose weight. Please know that I do not, nor never have endorsed this type of abuse to one’s self.l |
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Date: 6/2/2021 7:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I use prunes every day, but for a different reason. Once, I tried to "hurry things along" by using Ex-lax, along with a half bag of California grown Super Prunes. I also threw in an 8 oz. instant breakfast drink. I do not recommend that combination for anything less than an assassination attempt. |
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Date: 6/2/2021 9:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
Kronk...thank you for the rocket fuel recipe^^^. I will be making up a batch next time I need to blast off. |
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Date: 6/2/2021 9:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
Dear fan of the 20 Minute Workout. Your "weight loss" remark has now landed you squarely at Karma Central and your tour bus will be in soon. Enjoy the ride! |
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Date: 6/2/2021 10:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm going to commission a gangsta-style T-shirt for you that reads "Enema of the State" Wear it proudly. |
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Date: 6/2/2021 11:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Boy, it sounds like someone took the prize out your crackerjack box there pal. You mustn’t get too worked up until you get Kronk’s recipe perfected. Then proceed with caution,after all you’re not getting any younger and the poutine has had you backed up for quite some time you know. |
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Date: 6/2/2021 11:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Dear Kronk, L.E.D. , once I step into Peabody’s way back machine I will configure the correct numerical computation with said numbers you have provided. With deep thanks, hopefully we will be celebrating life as we desire and deserve. |
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Date: 6/3/2021 7:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I just got off the phone with your employer after discussing all of the wonderful office supplies that you've been collecting over the years. I think that they're now working on an early "retirement" package for you. No need to thank me! Just happy to help out. |
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Date: 6/3/2021 1:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I just had a fleet of drones present to your destination. You might want to play low for awhile. |
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Date: 6/3/2021 1:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...PLEASE call your crones back! I really don't want to meet your ex-girlfriends! |
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Date: 6/3/2021 6:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Good to read you, man. I feel obliged to advise against underestimating "the recipe." Also, be aware that on the "test run," after initial ingestion, twenty six minutes elapsed, prior to detonation. (Needless to say, Be where you "need" to be.) Write about it...... |
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Date: 6/4/2021 7:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Thanks, amigo. I'll take whatever is thrown my way. I have always been fascinated with the concept of "time." I used to think that if I could go back in time, I would be able to "fix" many problems that plague mankind. As I grow older, however, I realize that even God is having a hard time with us. "You got to know your limitations." So, If I am suddenly graced with a cash windfall, I think I'll just leave the heavy stuff to him and buy myself a tropical mountain top with a cabin on it. Thanks for the thought. |
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