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Date: 5/29/2021 3:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The last one is the one I got from Hekler, he’s been there before....  |
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Date: 5/29/2021 8:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee yukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyukyuk snorksnorksnork! What a knee-slapper!  |
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Date: 5/29/2021 8:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I live to make your day! Make sure to look both ways before playing dodge with oncoming traffic! |
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Date: 5/29/2021 8:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...as much as I'd like to, I can't play dodge car any more as they now have an advantage - they are faster and quieter and I am slower and my body parts all want to go in different directions. Still, I thank you for your continuing support in your attempts to keep me feeling young with your 'Joke of the Week". It's just too bad that the are so disastrously and dismally un-entertaining. I'd put money on you having a highly distant ancestor that lived in the Cretaceous Period and also tried to pass this fodder off as humor. Thanks to you and yours for killing off all the dinosaurs! |
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Date: 5/29/2021 9:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
In reference to your ability to be less than an Olympic track athlete when going through your second childhood, might I suggest you go for it anyway? You could take out a life insurance policy beforehand and make other people in your life a lot happier. Not to mention society in general. Your welcome when it comes to giving you a purpose in life. After all, you’re as young as you feel. And right now I bet you feel like theTin Man who needs some lubricant on the. Old joints. If it weren’t for the dinosaurs passing on we wouldn’t have the pollution problem we have now. You’re welcome. |
Date: 5/31/2021 11:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I am thinking that one through five would almost certainly earn me a ticket, down here in Texas. As for number six, I learned that lesson long ago. "Yes, your honor" is about as forward as I care to be, when addressing the judge. Now, I feel a need to watch "History of the world. Pt. II." |
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Date: 5/31/2021 12:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You mean "It's good to be the King?" |
Date: 5/31/2021 5:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry That's the one. Please excuse me for a while, "I have to run with mucus."  |
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Date: 5/23/2023 5:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Kronk....This was some pretty good stuff. I can't understand why more folk did not comment. "L.D."---Don't flatter yourselves; it wasn't "that" good. kronk---Wow, dog! That was hurtful. "L.D."---hehehe... |
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Date: 5/24/2023 6:06:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Grins in agreement! |
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