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Date: 5/22/2021 7:01:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...aaaaaaand, once again Hey Larry's thinly veiled pizza fetish rears it's ugly head. You call this a joke? The real joke is that you haven't yet visited a specialist in an attempt to sort this out. Here's a topping for you: USM is NOT a messaging board for your personal food erotica fantasies.  |
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Date: 5/22/2021 8:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^ You’re one to talk you “perverted prince of poutine “. Think it’s time you called your sponsor and got yourself back to P.A. meeting. And use a napkin once in awhile to wipe that stuff off your face will ya? We got kids and respectable people who come here.  |
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Date: 5/22/2021 9:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...P.A. meeting? Would you be referring to Poutineers of America? If so, be aware that I have given them your address and you can expect a visit from Mario the Mangler real soon. As you mentioned, USM is frequented by kids and respectable people. How do you fit in? |
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Date: 5/22/2021 9:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Boy, you really are 50 cards short of a full deck! Poutine Anonymous....and obviously you haven’t been to one in quite some time. Is your sponsor still living? I fit in at USM much the same as you do, this website conducts secret psychological experiments to see just how much a human psyche can tolerate. It’s like the song by Waylon Jennings.... “I’ve Always Been Crazy.” |
| Date: 5/22/2021 10:55:00 AM From Authorid: 67784 I like pizza and poutine. Why do you guys fight so much? |
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Date: 5/22/2021 11:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Author #67784...I try to come here and have an intellectual conversation but Mr. Poopy Pants always gets adversarial about EVERYTHING and attacks the very foundation of Canadian beliefs. I think he was abandoned as a child and raised by chimpanzees or Republicans. Try not to seem too impressed with his jokes. It only spurs him on and we all have to pay the toll. |
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Date: 5/22/2021 11:39:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Don’t fall for his “ I’m the victim “ explanation. He really is a Sadomasochistic person that can’t get enough verbal abuse. And as far as my being an abandoned child goes, we’re actually brothers....same mother different chimpanzee. |
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Date: 5/22/2021 11:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...see what I mean? Looks like he needs a nap. Bedtime for Bonzo! |
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Date: 5/22/2021 12:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Your idea of an “ Intellectual Conversation “ is the gateway to continuously stoking the fire of your sadomasochistic tendencies. I am willing to wager that right at this very moment you are changing into a fresh pair of Depends while devising a plan to have poutine drive thru and home delivery branches franchised all over North America. Stay focused , remain calm, and remember to put in one leg at a time while changing your undies. |
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Date: 5/22/2021 12:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you don't know how wrong you are! For your information, I am at this moment preparing for the 1970 Speedo fashion show at the senior citizens complex. It's a good gig because the older ladies keep stuffing $20 and $50 bills into the waistband. It covers my poutine addiction. |
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Date: 5/22/2021 1:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I hope for their sake you at least shaved. And those bills in your waistband ? Monopoly money? |
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Date: 5/22/2021 1:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...yes, I will have a monopoly on the money! The other models look like raisins with arms and legs. And I did shave. No beard for me! |
Date: 5/23/2021 6:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
I just come in here for the fight scenes |
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Date: 5/23/2021 6:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Glad you made it! We’re here every Saturday and once in awhile during the week! |
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Date: 5/23/2021 8:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Smok'n Joe...Hey Larry fights like a little girl. He sticks out his tongue, gets all slappy and pulls hair. I just bring a bunch of colorful scrunchies, sequins and costume jewellery and toss them on the ground in front of him. This usually diverts his attention long enough for me to lay him out with a sock full of nickels. He's so predictable. |
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Date: 5/24/2021 12:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
To date I have almost a thousand dollars worth of nickels in my savings account. Hekler should start using quarters ....he’s such a doody head. Also, he likes those spaghetti-o’s right out of the can using his unwashed hands. He throws a temper tantrum if you don’t have a can opener. |
Date: 5/25/2021 6:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  About all I can manage these days is about half of a medium. I suppose that if I could do without the beer, I might be able to eat another piece. But, one ice cold is pretty much mandatory. There was this joint called "Shakey's," I don't know if there are any left in this country, but they were the best. My favorite was "The Shrimp Extravaganza." man, I'm having flashbacks and withdrawals. "Somebody get me an extravaganza, please!"Hey Larry L.E.D. writing: "I have to put him to bed, now. These episodes are getting more frequent.".....write on  |
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Date: 5/25/2021 9:22:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yes indeed Kronk, I remember “Shakeys” Pizza Parlor. I recall there are still a few back in California these days. Tell L.E.D. , that I’ll make a reservation next time you’re out near Palmdale and Get a booth reservation. |
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Date: 5/25/2021 10:02:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh, and another great thing about Shakey’s is they don’t have poutine on the menu. |
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