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Date: 5/7/2021 9:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...I don't know which hidey-hole you're in right now but the time here is after midnight so I'm posting this now.  |
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Date: 5/7/2021 9:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...and, Ted Cruz? You may want to look out your front window to see if there is a guy emptying his R.V.'s sewage tank on your front lawn. |
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Date: 5/7/2021 9:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Well for starters, and technically speaking if you were to check my stories and go back to count the JOTW category, you’ll be amazed to see that I had a JOTW Impeachment Week that wasn’t assigned a number ...clerical error due to a lost abacus. The second technically is that there two, yes two , JOTW with the number #18. Sorry to disappoint but JOTW will continue in the coming weeks.  |
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Date: 5/7/2021 9:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
As far as your joke regarding the the guy fishing in Lake Ouachita and the game warden is hilarious. How do you mange to talk your way out these brushes with the law? |
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Date: 5/7/2021 9:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...you had TWO "Joke of the Week" I guess the dementia is worse than you thought, huh? Besides, I don't check every one to see if you can count properly. I just thought most people could. |
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Date: 5/7/2021 9:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I will wait to see the captions rolling in with great anticipation. Nice touch with that clip by The Band btw. |
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Date: 5/7/2021 9:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
Well folks. You heard it straight from the horse's mouth. The "Joke of the Week" is gonna continue so if you had broken out any or all of your Electro Whocarnio Flooks, Whowonkas, Jingtinglers, Trumtookas, Whohoopers, Blumbloopas, Gardookas, Floofloovers, Slooslunkas or Tartookas, put 'em all away. There will be no celebration in Whoville this week. |
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Date: 5/8/2021 3:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I knew that I’d find a way to keep you entertained and delighted with such good news! It makes life worth living, gives a sense of purpose doesn’t it? Why I bet you just can’t wait until next week am I right? Huh? Am I? |
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Date: 5/8/2021 3:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Since nobody has attempted to caption the t.p. Photo, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eITlid8bXKk |
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Date: 5/8/2021 8:45:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...CAPTION #1: Hey Larry makes Mr. Whipple's fantasy man cave a reality. ...CAPTION #2: WIFE: I had something different in mind when I asked you to paper the bathroom. |
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Date: 5/8/2021 8:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...CAPTION #3: Hey Larry was ordered to see a psychiatrist after his wife reported him for having a great number of tissues. |
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Date: 5/8/2021 11:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
It’s easy to wipe your troubles away ...... |
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Date: 5/8/2021 11:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Police are investigating the stolen toilet paper perpetrators, but still have nothing to go on. |
Date: 5/9/2021 5:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  Catchy tune. I like "the band." Many moons ago, one of my associates locked himself in a latrine for approx seven hours. We tried communicating with him through the door, but all we could hear was soft moaning and something like the sound that a balloon makes, when you slowly let the air out of it.When he finally came out, he headed for the parking lot, all the while insisting that he had been poisoned. Come to find out, he had eaten a whole half gallon of vanilla ice cream, that a vendor brought and intended for it to be distributed between the four men on our shift. The inside of that latrine, walls, ceiling, floor, was covered in......well, it wasn't toilet paper. I applaud your taking up the challenge and maintaining the "JOTW" for, at least, another week. Never let the standard hit the ground! "Satire Uber Alles"  |
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Date: 5/12/2021 8:31:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...this is the first time that you've mentioned that Hey Larry was one of your work associates. |
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