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Date: 5/7/2021 5:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Quel fou! cette image est trop belle pour beme.  |
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Date: 5/7/2021 5:26:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
What my esteemed colleague so conveniently left out was the fact he hired some Pro Poutine extremists to abduct me from the airport and drag me all the way to Canada and are force feeding me this toxic waste in an attempt to change my beliefs in the las JOTW I posted. As of this post, I have been on a hunger strike. |
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Date: 5/7/2021 5:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Renverser les haricots? Cela aurait bon goût en ce moment. |
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Date: 5/7/2021 5:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...for readers that don't speak French, Hey Larry's first reply translates to: What a fool I have been in avoiding this amazing food! His second reply in French translates to: This is so much better than the beans and lard that I have eaten for 60 years!  |
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Date: 5/7/2021 6:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
c'est ton cerveau sur la poutine |
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Date: 5/7/2021 6:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
ensuite il vous dira que la moufette rôtie et la sauce squrriel sont un aphrodisiaque |
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Date: 5/7/2021 6:31:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...c'est ton cerveau sur la poutine He needs to read his pocket language guide more closely but what this says (after correcting obvious errors) is: This is brain food! I feel smarter than ever! AND: He then laments his homestyle roasted skunk with the squirrel sauce. Haute cuisine can be difficult for some people to adjust to. |
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Date: 5/7/2021 6:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ Rosetta Stone ala’ Hekler Imagine this guy as a translator for a highly volatile United Nations meeting. That is if can stop stuffing his face with poutine long enough to speak. |
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Date: 5/7/2021 8:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I tend to think that I would be a huge asset as a translator in the U.N. Just think of all the quarrels that could be averted if I mistranslated hate speech into flowery messages of kinship similar to my efforts in this post. World peace would be close enough to reach out and touch! |
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Date: 5/7/2021 8:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Flowery messages of kinship? Dude, the mere fact that you are unloading an ex of yours that’s a poutine addict onto American soil is enough to start a war. This photo of her would be better suited to prevent poutine problems as a public service message. You know, like don’t smoke crack. |
Date: 5/8/2021 6:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  I am assuming that you represent the young lady? Exactly how many French fries are we talking about, here? We need to talk.  |
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Date: 5/8/2021 8:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...don't let Hey Larry poison your mind with his fallacies. I had nothing to do with the woman but I do believe that she can fit a large McDonald's fries in that hole in her face. It probably makes for a quiet evening on the town. |
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Date: 5/9/2021 12:19:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^. As long as the fries holdout. ^^^^ |
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Date: 5/9/2021 12:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
L.E.D here: I'm attracted to the female with the gapping maw. She reminds me of female king cobra I had to take down, back in Bangladesh. Black eyes really turn me on. Keep up the good work. |
Date: 5/10/2021 5:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 42945
LMBO!!!!  |
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