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Date: 5/6/2021 5:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Kronk! Yeah, I've been away for a while because I was missing my reading. I would read a book a day and then I stopped for months. I had to get back into some reading to refresh myself but I haven't disappeared and will be back with all the usual nonsense soon.  |
Date: 5/6/2021 6:47:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  I can relate. I've been on a serious reading kick, myself. I've even hired a couple of Northern Triangle expatriates to deck on the crab boat. All I really want to do is read books about Roman legion heavy infantry tactics. I could do it all night and half the day. Hekler L.E.D. here. Pay no attention to kronk. He is a freak of nature and extraterritoriality prudence. Hekler Pay no attention to that dog. He is a spoiled carnivore and he doesn't even like the original version of "Shotgun," by Junior Walker and the all-stars!Hekler L.E.D. here. Viva Los Lobos!  |
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Date: 5/6/2021 8:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
Kronk... I don't think I've heard Junior Walker for over 50 years. That was one of my father's favourite albums and I heard "Shotgun" all the time back then. That along with Roger Miller, Johnny Cash, Duane Eddy and Buck Owens. Dang, It's been a long time! L.E.D. Be careful. Kronk was seen talking to a person from the S.P.C.A. Your days may be numbered. He was looking at a cockapoo and a chihuahua. |
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Date: 5/7/2021 5:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk! , L.E.D., Fret not lest ye be fretted like. Gibson..... Bill & Melinda just proves the old saying that money can’t buy happiness. However, I’d like to do more research so if anyone out there would care to donate I’ll get right on it. I’ll be back soon, I’m plotting my escape from an unknown location in Quebec.......  |
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Date: 5/7/2021 6:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'd take a wild guess and say that Melinda isn't too upset at this point with her settlement. Bill on the other hand may be feeling less than elated but at least he can keep track of her movements with the nanobot tracking devices he incorporated into her Covid vaccine. Escape from Quebec is just Hey Larry's quaint way of saying that he is still attempting to decipher a road map. Next stop: Prince Edward Island for a taste of Tidal Wash and Rock soup. |
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Date: 5/7/2021 8:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Who needs a roadmap these days? Just call me The Happy Wanderer. Say, should you ever happen to wander down my way I would definitely show you roads that enlighten and are off the beaten path. You’re a survivalist aren’t you? Then be sure to bring along your dehydrated poutine packs and a slingshot....it’s squirrel season! |
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Date: 5/7/2021 11:33:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Happy Wanderer. First of all, I'll claim amazement that your section of Aardvarkansas has more than one road and that said road isn't just an endless circle. I'll assume that you found these backroads as a child when your parents took you for "a ride in the country" and failed to notice you missing when it was time to return home. I am indeed a survivalist and you may be sure that I would never enter a vehicle with you as the driver. I might change my mind and live dangerously if you were to arrange to sit on a cushion so that you could see over the steering wheel. I would also stipulate that you take a chainsaw to your toenails to prevent accidental acceleration as you are attempting to use the brake pedal. Dehydrated poutine was developed by NASA to give astronauts maximum nutrition and flavor. You might try some yourself. It'll put hair on your chest and if you ever go bald, you can just do a combover. No charge for the good advice. |
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Date: 5/7/2021 12:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
The reason for asking is that I thought you came from a hardy clan of Yeti that know how to trim their nails using their teeth. But given your response I take it you are from theYeti clan that “ has issues” and is easily spooked by the gentle passing of a butterfly. And poutine.... dehydrated....was developed by your sissy clan because you are too paranoid to eat the food available to you in your habitat.... In fact, the odor that permeates around your body speaks volumes. Soap. Your welcome. |
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Date: 5/8/2021 6:47:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I was just beginning to get over my "fretting," when I hear that there's a chance that 20 tons of Chinese rocket might fall on my house. (I don't need to hear stuff like that!) L.E.D.---Hey Larry. He is getting extremely paranoid, these days. I don't know how long before he pops a capillary. |
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Date: 5/8/2021 7:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Don’t worry Kronk, that rocket from China is all in your mind because China put in there. Think “Manchuria Candidate “ and you’ll know it’s just a movie. L.E.D. Just give him a bag of popcorn and enjoy the movie. |
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Date: 5/8/2021 10:19:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...I hear that the smart money is betting on that booster landing on Mar~a~Lago. People are already collecting donations to send a fruit basket to China. |
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Date: 5/9/2021 11:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I was so relieved when it was reported that the rocket missed India and ended up in the ocean. We took your advice and rented that movie about Manchuria. I remember a couple of Mongol guys who claimed that they were from there. I enjoyed the movie for it's similarity to today's politics. L.E.D. choked while gorging on imported Chinese popcorn. |
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Date: 5/9/2021 11:59:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "The Donald" invited "L.E.D and I to his island (somewhere) in the Maldives. I told him about the smart money being on Mara largo, and that we could simply migrate to the local WalMart and catch the show from there. (He is heavily insured.) "D" insisted that he was running the inside lane on this one, and had it on good authority that the best surf that the Indian Ocean has seen since 2004 would be rolling in from the west, at approx. 1023. (Beijing time) At the last moment, we decided against going into the water. A lookout reported heavy shark activity out around the second bar. One of the beasts bore a startling resemblance to the reigning speaker of the house. L.E.D. looked at me and said, "I would have never imagined that she could ever swim so far." |
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Date: 5/9/2021 1:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, you really must let L.E.D. know that dollar stores are not the place for food. |
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Date: 5/9/2021 4:57:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry After renting the movie, we were a bit short on cash, so we settled for a 32 oz. bottle of "Schlitz" and that popcorn. He wouldn't let me use the Heimlich maneuver, (he doesn't liked to be touched) so I just kicked him in the stomach until he threw up. I flashed back bigtime, at the smell. Good old "Schlitz." |
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