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Date: 4/24/2021 4:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Zut alors! Is it zee Saturdays alreedy? Now that I'm here, I'll leave the obligatory reply. Yuk, yuk, yuk! Har-de-har-har and tee-hee-hee! Now that I've gotten THAT out of the way, I'd like to offer suggestion #352. As a child of the late 50s and the early 60s, AND living in the southern U.S. you may have had to practice a certain routine. This is what I'm referring to: https://lobelog.com/wp-content/uploads/P.S._58_-_Carroll__Smith_Sts._Bklyn._hold_a_take_cover_drill_01489v.jpg So, could you do us all a favor and yell out "DUCK AND COVER" before dropping another one of these bombs? Thank-you, A concerned reader.  |
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Date: 4/24/2021 4:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I was just thinking about the French that I used in my initial response and it got me to thinking. Did you know that, in French, an apple is known as a "pomme"? Similarly, a potato is known as a "pomme de terre" This joke bears more resemblance to a potato than an apple so I'm going to give it a nice French name for a bad potato joke: Pomme de terrible. |
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Date: 4/24/2021 5:07:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Dear constipated reader, It does my heart good to know that I bring a little joy into your life each and every Saturday. In response to your ever delightful and colorful I have ordered a special gift just for you. Feel free to use it anytime you want a good laugh. https://www.amazon.com/Hasbro-Gaming-Pie-Face/dp/B00Y8YO2HG  |
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Date: 4/24/2021 5:11:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So you are getting fancy with a foreign language? Have friends in Quebec that owe you a favor, money, or whatever it takes to make you leave them alone? I have a little knowledge of German but the only thing that comes to mind that’s g-rated in regards to your reply would be sauerkraut.....think of bad cabbage instead of bad grapes. |
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Date: 4/24/2021 5:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...why, you're too kind! I come from a culture that believes that if a person gives you a gift, you should respond in kind. I hope you enjoy this: https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81-JPaqfBHL._AC_SL1250_.jpg |
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Date: 4/24/2021 5:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I LOVE sauerkraut! You are just being so nice to me today. I guess it's a sign of appreciation for my constructive criticism. |
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Date: 4/24/2021 5:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yes, yes....and you’re the type of person who would say “I’m going to stand outside so if anyone asks....I’m outstanding.” Truly a legend in your own mind. |
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Date: 4/24/2021 5:37:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And what is it about “ potty” humor and you anyway? The Yeti clan you grew up with must have a fear of the Ty-d- Bowl guy? Or weren’t introduced to modern conveniences until you were well past your formative years? |
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Date: 4/24/2021 10:56:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...well laddie...your turn will come. When you get get to be an old codger like me your world will be potty-centric too. You'll wish you had a portable john you could take everywhere with you. And when that day arrives, I'll be sitting in my padded cell cackling away at your misfortune! |
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Date: 4/24/2021 12:24:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
If you’re good this year, I’ll ask Santa to bring you one of these...... https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fiberglassrv.com%2Fforums%2Ff56%2Ftoilet-on-wheels-28722.html&psig=AOvVaw1ghlht6kX86knKUNR4CaYc&ust=1619378584802000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCICwubzNl_ACFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD |
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Date: 4/24/2021 12:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and you could deliver it in your BRAND NEW CAR! https://i.redd.it/fny9yomjtpd61.jpg |
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Date: 4/24/2021 1:58:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’d hate to be your plumber...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ku42Iszh9KM |
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Date: 4/25/2021 3:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I don't think that Super Colon Blow is available in Canada. It must be made special for Americans. Still, if you could send me two boxes, I would be very appreciative. So would my plumber: https://s3.amazonaws.com/cdn.theparagon.com/images/500/96538.jpg |
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Date: 4/25/2021 5:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Lol! And I would like that shirt. |
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Date: 4/27/2024 6:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Quick! I need wine, and lots of it! "L.D."---What's gotten into you? kronk---Hekler spoke a french word that I know. I haven't heard "pomme de terre" in ages! I'm so stoked! "L.D."---You're all fired up over someone saying potato? kronk---Flashed me back to 1889, Paris, France and "The Moulin Rouge!" I dated a woman named "Spud." Never met another woman quite like her. "L.D."---Was she one of the "Can-Can dancers?" kronk---No. She was a cook. "L.D."---So what was so special about a cook at the "Moulin Rouge?" kronk---She was a French girl with a body like an Irish Potato. "L.D."---Ugh?  |
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Date: 4/29/2024 2:56:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That works for me, the best of both worlds! |
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