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Hey Larry’s Joke of the Week #27

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/17/2021 12:25:00 AM)
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In honor of two of North America’s most respected handymen, Red Green and Tim Allen, I present this special edition joke of the week.

You only need two tools in life.

1. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD-40.

2. If it moves and it shouldn’t, use Duct Tape.

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Date: 4/17/2021 12:26:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Very useful in building a life worth living.  
Date: 4/18/2021 5:08:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...OMG!!! DID I SLEEP THROUGH SATURDAY? (mostly)

DID I MISS THE HILARIOUS JOKE OF THE WEEK? (hilarious??)

Both handyman tips given are representative of today's culture and one might well wonder how civilization got
to this point without both of those 20th century superproducts.

Could you imagine how different modern Rome and Greece would look if all those temples and statues hadn't just fallen apart?

Of course, in those times, people may have had to rely on the most ancient of all repair techniques...bash it/pound it/kick it.
This procedure is timeless and still works. Use it first before reaching for the lubricant or adhedisive tape.

  
Date: 4/18/2021 5:33:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Is that what happened to you? I thought perhaps you took a redeye to London to attend the funeral of Prince Philip.

Your helpful (?) suggestions are tried and true I expect, as you are no doubt very experienced in such matters.

Then of course if your are well off or a millennial you could always pay someone else to fix it.
  
Date: 4/18/2021 5:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Fix things? These days?
No, the correct answer for 21st century types is to throw it at a landfill.
That's why you see so many lamps in the trash - bulbs burned out.

  
Date: 4/18/2021 5:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...as an example, here is a recent photo of Hey Larry's car:

https://i2.wp.com/onpasture.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Duct-Tape-Car-Door-Repair.png

  
Date: 4/18/2021 6:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...another clever Hey Larry "SOLVED IT":

https://live.staticflickr.com/7892/45668162295_6c0290f9dd_o.jpg

  
Date: 4/18/2021 6:27:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Red Green is a great inspiration to me. Duct tape even works as a child restraining device for the backseat.  
Date: 4/18/2021 7:06:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'll assume that your parents went through a lot of duct tape?

  
Date: 4/18/2021 7:54:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Yeah? Didn't your parents......oh wait...you prefer gorilla glue.  
Date: 4/18/2021 4:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...we generally got thrown into the trunk of the car.
We were told we were going to visit Uncle Firestone.
We were dumb kids and fell for it every time.

  
Date: 4/18/2021 7:07:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I once held a boat trailer together for a year and a half with bailing wire and duct tap. That stuff is good for everything, except eating. Thanks for the flashback. Write on.....  
Date: 4/19/2021 3:38:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Another example of real stick-to-it attitude.  

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