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Hey Larry’s Joke of the Week #26

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/10/2021 4:14:00 AM)
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      Greetings to one and all. 


          No doubt you have been anticipating this week's joke!   


                                 READY?
 
 


I finally did it! Bought a new pair of shoes with memory foam insoles. 

No more forgetting why I walked into the kitchen.
 
 
 
       
 
 

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Date: 4/10/2021 10:15:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...thank goodness for your new memory foam!

Can it possibly help you to remember to include a joke in your next "Joke of the Week"?

  
Date: 4/10/2021 11:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You know I’ve got to remember to stop leaving the latch to the doggie door open.  
Date: 4/10/2021 11:38:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...are the neighbors complaining about you getting out again?

  
Date: 4/10/2021 11:47:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Don’t you have a house to haunt? You’re the grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.  
Date: 4/10/2021 1:11:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I'm saving the house haunting for later.

Thanks for the reminder about the cupcakes! They've been in the fridge for just over a month
now and they all look like cute baby bunnies with green fur. I think they're ready to eat.
By the way, those aren't sprinkles. Not exactly sure what they are but I'm sure they'll be tasty.

Would you like me to mail a couple your way? Might look a little like Godzilla when you get them.

  
Date: 4/12/2021 4:49:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Good one! I for one, could most certainly use about four inches of "memory foam." The other day, I was looking all over for my moose hide slippers. (The guy that sold `em to me said the slippers were "genuine" prehistoric artic moose hide. He threw in a petrified femur, which, he maintained, came from the same animal.)

Anyway, my associate eventually located the slippers in the crisper of our refrigerator. I eventually had to leave the room, as I could not field an acceptable come back. I think L.E.D. did it. Write on......
  
Date: 4/12/2021 10:05:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Let me take a guess. The guy who sold you them slippers wouldn’t happen to be from The Great White North would he? Why that’s just as bad as the one in Florida. Beware!  
Date: 4/13/2021 8:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...^^^He's still feeling cranky about the time he ordered slippers from me and I sent him banana peels.
Turns out he's slightly smarter than I gave him credit for.

  

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