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Date: 4/10/2021 10:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...thank goodness for your new memory foam! Can it possibly help you to remember to include a joke in your next "Joke of the Week"?  |
Date: 4/10/2021 11:11:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You know I’ve got to remember to stop leaving the latch to the doggie door open.  |
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Date: 4/10/2021 11:38:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...are the neighbors complaining about you getting out again? |
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Date: 4/10/2021 11:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Don’t you have a house to haunt? You’re the grey sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. |
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Date: 4/10/2021 1:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm saving the house haunting for later. Thanks for the reminder about the cupcakes! They've been in the fridge for just over a month now and they all look like cute baby bunnies with green fur. I think they're ready to eat. By the way, those aren't sprinkles. Not exactly sure what they are but I'm sure they'll be tasty. Would you like me to mail a couple your way? Might look a little like Godzilla when you get them. |
Date: 4/12/2021 4:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Good one! I for one, could most certainly use about four inches of "memory foam." The other day, I was looking all over for my moose hide slippers. (The guy that sold `em to me said the slippers were "genuine" prehistoric artic moose hide. He threw in a petrified femur, which, he maintained, came from the same animal.)Anyway, my associate eventually located the slippers in the crisper of our refrigerator. I eventually had to leave the room, as I could not field an acceptable come back. I think L.E.D. did it. Write on......  |
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Date: 4/12/2021 10:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Let me take a guess. The guy who sold you them slippers wouldn’t happen to be from The Great White North would he? Why that’s just as bad as the one in Florida. Beware! |
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Date: 4/13/2021 8:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...^^^He's still feeling cranky about the time he ordered slippers from me and I sent him banana peels. Turns out he's slightly smarter than I gave him credit for. |
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