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"Pollen".....kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(4/8/2021 5:36:00 PM)
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Greetings

Where in the "wide, wide, world of sports" are Hekler and Hey Larry? I'm feeling rather lonesome and when I get to feeling lonesome, well....I feel compelled to dot my "eyes."



Glass shards scattered all about-

Watch! It would not do to cut your feet. No!

Keep your fingers out of my mouth.

Ain't no telling where they've been. Oh!


Murder holes line the corridor.

Keeping a low profile may be best.

Sacrificial meat...Demented toreador-

Stay focused, if you please. This is a test.


I'm about to brake, and switch gears.

I'm thinking tulips, lollipops and kittens

I'm seeing flowered dresses and pinking shears.

I'm feeling like suede and fuzzy mittens.


Back to the here and now. Was that even refreshing?

If it was even just a little good for you; then it is fine with me.

If not, then I'll gag myself and administer a verbal thrashing.

Then, I'll clear the room and brew us all a spot of tea.

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Date: 4/8/2021 7:04:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...this is EXACTLY how I have been feeling lately Kronk!

Lately, current events have had a negative effect on the desire to be creative and or nonsensical.
There is already too much of that going on and it took a while to get over it and climb back up on that horse.

  
Date: 4/8/2021 10:29:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I blame the whole kit-n-kaboodle on 2020. Not only is it the year the human race was held hostage it also left the world without perfect vision like never before.

Having said that, I would like to announce a new product guaranteed to raise your I.Q. by fifty percent and it costs absolutely nothing!

I call it “ Turn off the television.”
  
Date: 4/9/2021 6:35:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler I can feel it, bro. We must maintain, however. I think that "they" need us.  
Date: 4/9/2021 6:38:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I remember when it was said "Don't believe anything you hear and only half of what you see." These days, I don't even trust my dreams. "They" can't do that, can they?  

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