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Date: 3/26/2021 7:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
Keep a can of air freshener around. It might Pepe LePew  |
Date: 3/26/2021 10:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
This post reminds me of a book I once read.....”Misery” by Stephen King. You know, where the writer named Paul Sheldon is held captive by his number one fan Annie Wilkes, the psychotic nurse?  |
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Date: 3/26/2021 10:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm more of a psychotic moose. |
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Date: 3/26/2021 10:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Now if I were writing this joke, it would be a chocolate moose....just saying. |
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Date: 3/26/2021 11:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...but your chocolate moose, much like your jokes, would collapse. |
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Date: 3/26/2021 11:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
But at least it would’ve been done in good taste. |
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Date: 3/26/2021 11:24:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...it may taste good but it's also less fulfilling. |
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Date: 3/26/2021 11:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
That’s because you’re already full of something else. |
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Date: 3/27/2021 9:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...you're right. I'm full of the joy of life. Each morning I wake up and I'm overjoyed to be alive. I love the benefits that aging has brought to me. |
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Date: 3/27/2021 10:03:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
You’re not a fine wine are you? |
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Date: 3/27/2021 10:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
..I'm just fine at whining. |
Date: 3/28/2021 8:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  Wheeeew! Man, I'm just now recovered from an "extremely" heavy flashback. At approximately 0437, I logged on to the site, began reading your post and was doing OK until the "How it changed my life" part. When my eyes got to the words "rubber mallet," I tried to send a cancel message to my "temporal lobe," but it was already too late. I spent the next six hours moaning and thrashing in my recliner. The wife got very agitated and ended up leaving the building and L.E.D. gave a couple of primal sounding howls and tried to sever my jugular. (It's a good thing I had my spiked collar on.) About thirty minutes ago, I managed to crawl to my emergency ration of "Canadian Hunter" whiskey ($8.49 American) and that straightened me right up. I think that Hey Larry's heart is in the right place. I only know of a couple of people that were ever successful at "raising the dead." Write on.......  |
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Date: 3/28/2021 9:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, you gave me an idea that could end up making money. Give me more info on the people you are connected with as far as resurrection goes..... |
Date: 3/28/2021 4:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 42945
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Date: 3/31/2021 11:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 26598
rubber mallet and then what ?  |
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