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...WARP CORE FAILURE!

  Author:  5301  Category:(Interesting) Created:(3/26/2021 7:33:00 PM)
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Not really but the title did draw you in and now I can alert you to an even larger danger.
 
Tomorrow is Saturday and if you're a frequent visitor to USM, you are probably aware
of a particular feature that shows up on Saturday mornings.
 
Yep, it's Hey Larry's "Joke of the Weak"
 
I'll give him credit for perseverance. He really does mean well
 
What is intended to be somehow entertaining like this:
 

 
 
 
 
ends up being something like this:
 
 
 
Don't say you weren't forewarned but please be kind with your replies.
 
 
 
 
 

How it changed my life:

I keep a rubber mallet handy when I first log in on Saturdays.

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Date: 3/26/2021 7:36:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

Keep a can of air freshener around. It might Pepe LePew

  
Date: 3/26/2021 10:40:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    This post reminds me of a book I once read.....”Misery” by Stephen King. You know, where the writer named Paul Sheldon is held captive by his number one fan Annie Wilkes, the psychotic nurse?  
Date: 3/26/2021 10:51:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I'm more of a psychotic moose.

  
Date: 3/26/2021 10:56:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Now if I were writing this joke, it would be a chocolate moose....just saying.  
Date: 3/26/2021 11:09:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...but your chocolate moose, much like your jokes, would collapse.

  
Date: 3/26/2021 11:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    But at least it would’ve been done in good taste.  
Date: 3/26/2021 11:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...it may taste good but it's also less fulfilling.

  
Date: 3/26/2021 11:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    That’s because you’re already full of something else.  
Date: 3/27/2021 9:32:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...you're right. I'm full of the joy of life.
Each morning I wake up and I'm overjoyed to be alive.

I love the benefits that aging has brought to me.

  
Date: 3/27/2021 10:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    You’re not a fine wine are you?  
Date: 3/27/2021 10:05:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

..I'm just fine at whining.

  
Date: 3/28/2021 8:42:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler Wheeeew! Man, I'm just now recovered from an "extremely" heavy flashback. At approximately 0437, I logged on to the site, began reading your post and was doing OK until the "How it changed my life" part. When my eyes got to the words "rubber mallet," I tried to send a cancel message to my "temporal lobe," but it was already too late. I spent the next six hours moaning and thrashing in my recliner. The wife got very agitated and ended up leaving the building and L.E.D. gave a couple of primal sounding howls and tried to sever my jugular. (It's a good thing I had my spiked collar on.)

About thirty minutes ago, I managed to crawl to my emergency ration of "Canadian Hunter" whiskey ($8.49 American) and that straightened me right up.

I think that Hey Larry's heart is in the right place. I only know of a couple of people that were ever successful at "raising the dead." Write on.......
  
Date: 3/28/2021 9:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, you gave me an idea that could end up making money. Give me more info on the people you are connected with as far as resurrection goes.....  
Date: 3/28/2021 4:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945       
Date: 3/31/2021 11:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 26598    rubber mallet and then what ?  

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