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Date: 3/19/2021 11:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
..oh golly, oh gee...such extreme joy for me! It's the Joke of the Week and as bad as can be. Okay, I'll play along. A Ferengi's least favorite band...Cheap Trick? What would you get if you cross bred a Borg with a Ferengi?...Hey Larry's car. And, as far as owing you anything, I think you should be the one coughing up the coin. My feelings are relentlessly abused every time I reply to your posts and I have sent a complaint to the USM Federation concerning this matter. Please make a token attempt to be nice to your readers in the future.  |
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Date: 3/19/2021 11:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Konah see-oh-mahj irr zoon. |
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Date: 3/20/2021 1:30:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
No, no and in response to your ever snarky third comment ..... I’m no head shrink but I feel you rather enjoy a little bit of verbal abuse. Why else would you make a concerted effort to be the first in line every time I tell a good natured joke? What perverse activities you pursue in your non-USM life we can only speculate. Get help, we at USM are pulling for you.  |
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Date: 3/20/2021 1:31:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Is that Klingon for “ Kokanee beer is best.” |
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Date: 3/20/2021 2:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...The first person in to reply to your posts? How about the ONLY person that will lower themselves to come in and suffer the humiliation of being seen replying to one of these (ahem) "jokes". I may display masochistic tendencies at times but how much is a person able to take before they begin to speak in tongues? I believe that I have reached that precipice. I can now speak Ferengi. That reply that looks like the garblings of a drunkard? A loose translation from Ferengi to English is"the suckers never saw that one coming". I sure didn't. |
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Date: 3/20/2021 3:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So, through all of the lame excuses you managed to spit out, have you an answer for the jokes? After all I wouldn't want to deprive you the pleasure of your self misery. |
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Date: 3/20/2021 3:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
By answer, I mean the correct answer . .you're dying to know aren't you? |
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Date: 3/20/2021 3:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...okay Mr. Trou du Cul. I'll take another guess at the band. Is it the Cheeseparing Republicans? And the cross between the Borg and the Ferengi...You said you didn't have children so I can't think of anything else that would fill that bill. Dying to know? Probably not, but the jokes are killing me a little at a time. |
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Date: 3/20/2021 5:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, apparently you have an appointment for your annual prostate exam from the sounds of it, so you are excused. Please return a better person for it.....thank you. |
Date: 3/21/2021 10:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I watched the first "Star Trek," but it was just a little too far out, for me. But, "Fergie" and "gold pressed" laudanum, well, now that's definitely something I can get my mind around. Write on......  |
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Date: 3/21/2021 12:06:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It's always Catch- 22 type of situation with you. If I gave the answer before you had a chance to answer well then somebody's BOWELs would have gotten into an uproar. The Lost Prophets A Scientologist Happy Now Mr. Crabby? |
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Date: 3/21/2021 12:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I like your idea Kronk, alot less crabby like someone else I know here at USM. |
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Date: 3/21/2021 7:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I am not crabby. I lean towards cantankerous but I've earned the right to be that way. You would be too if you spent your time reading some of the dumb jokes one guy posts here. |
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Date: 3/21/2021 9:25:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And who’s fault is that? |
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