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March 4th Is Not My Fault So Don’t Blame Me Blame The Big Guy Ok?

  Author:  5940  Category:(Conspiracy) Created:(3/5/2021 11:45:00 PM)
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Ok,ok, sooooooo things didn’t go the way as planned on the 4 th.

John De Lancie is probably doing dinner theatre somewhere in a small town in Ontario, Canada instead of running the country.

But I have a new conspiracy to replace the one I posted about regarding March 4, 2021......

Previously, Mr. De Lancie was scheduled to be “ The Bestest King of the Universe Since Donald J. Trump “, The inaugural event was to have taken place on the 4 th but due to the temperament of the Orange Faced King it was not to be. After all, if it wasn’t HIS idea or HE couldn’t take credit for it then you might as well take a long walk on a short pier.

As of this writing I am most likely in danger on being placed on HIS naughty list. I mean , really, is there anybody his majesty’ is not mad at? Instead of making a list of those who have incurred the wrath of The Orange Face King I’m going to change the date.....

Let’s make it March 21st.

Maybe by then the big guy will be convinced to let go......

http://unsolvedmysteries.com/usm554264.html?t=Conspiracy

How it changed my life:

I want to be an actor in a dinner theater performance of The Man Who Would Be King.

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Date: 3/6/2021 4:37:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Oh, and I accept no responsibility for weak coffee and burnt toast. Next time go to a Waffle House.  
Date: 3/6/2021 5:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I was at that performance just last night!
You did however manage to get the name of the play wrong.
The play was "The King and I" and deLancie played the role of
King Mongkut of Siam.

It was an amazing performance and the best part was that the
restaurant was giving out free Whoppers to the first 100 customers.

  
Date: 3/6/2021 5:39:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...and guess who won't be invited to the annual White House Easter egg hunt?
Seek out a mirror to obtain the correct answer.

  
Date: 3/6/2021 5:39:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Was there an encore? And fries?  
Date: 3/6/2021 5:40:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Did you get an autograph?  
Date: 3/6/2021 5:42:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    That administration canceled The White House Easter Egg hunt due to fake news. Trump found out that rabbits don’t lay eggs.  
Date: 3/6/2021 5:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...no, no encore. It seems like he had something to do out by Rigel 7.
The fries were available but they weren't free and you had to pay even more for poutine.

  
Date: 3/6/2021 5:57:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...no autograph but I did get this really cool paper crown!

  
Date: 3/6/2021 5:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...rabbits may not lay eggs but I saw your joke of the week this morning.

  
Date: 3/6/2021 8:48:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Lol! Send me some recipes for your favorite versions of poutine.  
Date: 3/6/2021 3:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I remember, back before "my people" were ejected from Canada, we had a food that we called "poo-tin." It was made from leftover bread, along with milk, eggs, sugar, etc. Basically, it was made from anything we could scrounge up. (If we knew the english were coming, we added hemlock.)

Anyway...It was baked and was pretty good stuff. (minus the hemlock) I, myself, liked the corners. I did a little research on the word "poutine" that you and "H" have been throwing around lately and while I'm trying to remain open minded about it all; I have to ask; why would anyone put cheese _urds on french fries.

"We" will consider the date you suggest. There were a few who suggested that "the ides of March" might be a good time, but I think Pope Francis favors the summer solstice......Arrivederci

  
Date: 3/6/2021 4:49:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, there is no reasoning with people such as “ H “ anyway. I have it on good authority that he even puts cheese _ Urds on flaming welcome wagon gift bags before ringing the doorbell and running off with glee.

I hear the weather is very nice around solstice time, will mark that on my calendar.

Give my regards to L.E.D.

  
Date: 3/6/2021 10:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fsearch%2Fvladimir-poutine-gifs&psig=AOvVaw3RdO-nKQJ7Ezf3JrvzM96b&ust=1615183614096000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAIQjRxqFwoTCJjFq_7Bne8CFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD  

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