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...well, it's Saturday night and I couldn't come up with something really, really stupid to post so

  Author:  5301  Category:(Horror) Created:(2/27/2021 9:31:00 PM)
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As the false idol worshippers gather this weekend to pay homage to their former Commander~in~Cheap,
someone had the bright idea to commission this truly awe-inspiring work of art.
 
Why not combine all the things America loves into one fine tribute to the man that will leave you poor
while he  rakes in little Timmy's college fund and Grandma's money for her false teeth that she probably
won't be needing in a couple of years anyway. Give till it hurts people.
 
 
 
 
Why yes, those are Apollo Creed's boxing shorts (now realistically skidmarked  by the master)
and the red flip-flops? Why spend extra money you don't need on socks or shoes. Donate it to
the Griff T. MacGriff home for mentally challenged kids.
 
I must admit that I amquite taken with the magic wand. He uses it to make your money disappear!
And what is that paper he's holding? He didn't need it all in the washroom? I guess that shows how frugal he is.
 
 
Watch for it on ebay in about a month. It should pull in some pretty big bucks.
 
 
 
 
 

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I almost signed up for Twitter so I could send snarky replies to his posts and then he foils my plans by getting banned. The guy NEVER thinks about anyone but himself!

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Date: 2/27/2021 9:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Wow! His followers have taken “ brown nosing “ to new heights. And that paper he’s holding is probably a list from that My Pillow guy with new and improved ideas for deceiving the masses.

Isn’t it ironic that Trumps big speech is on a Sunday? He must be competing with the Televangelists for the “ Love. Gifts”.
  
Date: 2/27/2021 9:42:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    So much for “Made in America “. Perhaps we need to build a wall around this convention....

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2021/02/golden-trump-statue-cpac-mexico.html
  
Date: 2/27/2021 9:46:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I was just thinking, which is a dangerous thing at any time but would you like to make a wager that Amazon will
be selling replicas of that statue within a month or two? Loyal Trumpists will be gracing their front yards with
these things and really p-ssing off their democrat neighbors. The only bright light at the end of this tunnel is
for the scrap metal thieving meth-heads. I can picture these being lassoed and dragged down the street behind rusty
Chevettes or some Asian import with the farting exhaust system.

  
Date: 2/27/2021 9:47:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Lol! You paint the most beautiful imageries....  
Date: 2/27/2021 9:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...someone should crack that statue open and free the people that are obviously hidden inside.
If not people inside, some crafty cartel boss probably has it packed with cocaine. Probably
one of Don Jr.'s contacts.

  

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