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  Author:  5301  Category:(Household) Created:(2/24/2021 10:09:00 PM)
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Hello there kids and  disgruntled voters!
 
If you happen to be a regular visitor to UnsolvedMysteries.com, you may have noticed
that Author #5940 and Author #5301 are constantly either snarking at each other
or taking low shots as to the other's ability to even exist due to lack of brain function.
 
You're probably thinking to yourself  "hey, I could do that too".
 
PLEASE DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
 
#5940 and #5301 are TRAINED PROFESSIONALS
 
You are not and may be injured if you attempt to do this by yourself.
 
Thank~you!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Author #5940 awaits children at playground in lifelong ambition to be scary.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

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Date: 2/24/2021 10:14:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

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Date: 2/25/2021 12:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Definition of Trained : having been taught a particular skill or type of behavior through practice and instruction over a period of time.

Definition of Professional : relating to or belonging to a profession.

Definition of Feud : a prolonged and bitter quarrel or dispute.

Definition of a certain Canadian, not just any Canadian, but the one Canadian responsible for this post : Moron. —Those whose mental development is above that of an imbecile, but does not exceed that of a normal child of about twelve years.
  
Date: 2/25/2021 10:22:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...HOW DARE YOU!
I make an innocent post here and I'm subjected to an insult!

I categorically deny any adherence to the Mormon faith!

All Mormons on this site should boycott Author #5940 for making
derogatory statements regarding their mental development.

I will start a petition to have Hey Larry severely chastised.

  
Date: 2/25/2021 11:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    I was merely exercising my right to a definitive fact based commentary. In no way were any Mormons harmed in this troll based post of yours.

Having said that, you are to return to Baal worship that you so eager to adhere to...
  
Date: 2/25/2021 11:42:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...and there you go again!
You have neglected to do a little preliminary fact checking and now accuse me of engaging in some kind of pagan sect?

This should be the LAST time that I should have to mention that I do not subscribe to any organized religion but find
my faith in the multiverse. (NO Kronk...that has nothing to do with poetry)

However, if I ever was inclined to take up a religion, I think I would have to go with those Seven Day Adventurists.
It sort of sounds like a fun group.

  
Date: 2/25/2021 1:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    And there YOU go again! You have the nerve to sacrifice animals like the post you made under the guise of BBQ squirrel, when in reality it's nothing more than a pagan ritual

In the future, please spare us the innocent routine and knock off the bait and switch you troll.
  
Date: 2/25/2021 3:15:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...the squirrel skinned itself and jumped into the pot.
There was no sacrificial ritual performed by me or mine.

We simply accepted the fact that the squirrel wanted to be eaten.

  
Date: 2/25/2021 7:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    What’s your theory regarding mass hysteria, aka lemmings syndrome?  
Date: 2/26/2021 2:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    BTW...where did you get that photo of me? National Enquirer sold it you right?  
Date: 2/26/2021 6:25:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...if memory serves, the lemmings went to Washington in January.

  
Date: 2/26/2021 6:34:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...the photo of you came by way of a private investigator hired to confirm allegations about a love affair between
Judy Sheindlin and yourself. Judge Joseph Wapner dismissed all charges after you proved that you were at K-Mart buying tighty whities.

  
Date: 2/26/2021 8:05:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Lol!

Fake news. Judge Judy doesn't like it when you pee down her leg and tell her it's raining.
  
Date: 2/26/2021 11:04:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    ...I don't think we should pursue this^^^
(don't really want to hear any more about your disgusting habits anyway)

  
Date: 2/26/2021 3:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Neither does Judge Judy.  
Date: 2/26/2021 10:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945       
Date: 3/4/2021 2:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    I'm back! (and not a moment too soon, it would seem)

Hekler Some domestic communist put out a rumor that "the organization" was going to make a move, at 0057 this morning. I gave said rumor about a 7.5 % credibility rating, but still had to report to "the colonel," in case he needed coffee and donuts. (I owe him.)
I see that you and #5940 are "still snarking" after all these years and I feel that you both display "real" professional ethic by posting that disclaimer.

With your permission, I would be happy to mention you both (in passing) to "the colonel." There are a "few" provisos, (poison darts, facial reconstruction and possibly, an infiltration course) but I am confident that you two can "snark" your way through. I would certainly help, (for a small fee) and await your responce.....banzai
  
Date: 3/6/2021 7:01:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Kronk...we are ready and with your valuable assistance will be sure to win the day!

  
Date: 3/6/2021 2:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    viva la resistencia  

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